throwawayacc0430 @ throwawayacc0430 @sh.itjust.works

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Is the simulation collapsing?

• Russia/Ukraine ✅️
• Israel/Palestine ✅️
• US/Canada,Greenland (threats) ✅️
• India/Pakistan ✅️

Congratulations, diagnostics complete.

Results: CRITICAL ERROR, SYSTEM FAILURE, SHUTTING DOWN SIMULATION.EXE

Update?

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I mean yea. ICE doesn't care, but at least if a citizen gets disappeared, they get a Wikipedia page and news coverage out of it. Without citizenship, there is literally zero press coverage.

I literally obtained derivative citizenship. I never even took an oath.

https://www.uscis.gov/policy-manual/volume-12-part-h-chapter-4

General Requirements for Automatic Acquisition of Citizenship after Birth

The Child Citizenship Act of 2000 (CCA) amended INA 320 and removed INA 321 to create only one statutory provision and method for children in the United States to automatically acquire citizenship after birth. According to INA 320, a child born outside of the United States automatically becomes a U.S. citizen when all of the following conditions have been met on or after February 27, 2001

• The person is a child of a parent who is a U.S. citizen by birth or through naturalization (including an adoptive parent);
• The child is under 18 years of age
• The child is a lawful permanent resident (LPR)
• The child is residing in the United States in the legal and physical custody of the U.S. citizen parent.

There is no specific order in which the conditions of the law must be satisfied for citizenship, so long as all conditions are met at a single point in time before the child’s 18th birthday.

Although this part is concerning:

A person born outside the United States is presumed to be an alien. As such, the person claiming U.S. citizenship has the burden of proof to establish by a preponderance of the evidence that they have met all requirements for citizenship.

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Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_Citizenship_Act_of_2000

There are some South Korean Adoptees who never became US citizen because the adoptive parents never applied, which is why this law was passed to make it automatic.

Children adopted by US Citizen parents automatically become US citizen upon adoption papetwork is finalized and uppn arrival in the US.

Adopted Children also become automatic US Citizen if, while they are Lawful permanent Resident and under 18 years old, one of their adoptive parents become a US citizen.

So this doesn't make much sense unless of very rare circumstance of the parents bringing in a kid and then not naturalize until the kid is already 18.

How does the kid not have citizenship tho? Green card holders under 18 automatically have citizenship if a parent become a citizen. Did the trump voter parent naturalize after the kid turned 18?

Ingredients for a Cupcake Receipe:

• a cup of flour
• a cup of water
• one egg
• 1 cup of polonium

You remember your entire life, and the last thing you remember is going to sleep at home, then the next thing you know is you wake up to a dead body next to you.

critical decision of whether to have intercourse with the corpse or not

We need Lemmy Gold for this 🤣

256GB and MicroSD card slot (usually its either 128GB with SD card slot, or higher storage, but without the card slot). This is best of both world. Basically the perfect phone unless you need flagship-level processing power or cameras.

xD

cache

Off topic, but: Did you use voice to text on this comment? 😅

The debated would've been hillarious in the other timeline. In this timeline, this is just so idiotic and depressing, absolutely unreal how it even happens. If this were in the plot of a movie/tv, I would just turn it off since its so unrealistic.

I'm wondering if everything I see is just a simulation.

Especially the korean song thingy singed by a child-sounding voice. Feel so weird since its a mixture of childhood, which is supposed to make you feel safe, but the its juxtaposed with the blood everywhere making the whole scene so... I can't even find the word for it... absurd? ironic? bewildering?

The dub is just terrible. If you only wstched the dub, you're missing out on so much of the emotions embedded in the voice/dialogue.

Above 50-percentile in comparison to others who also participate in that subject/hobby/activity, but usually below the 90-percentile, because then they'd not be described as "good", but "great"

Good news. The fascist takeover will be foiled by the so called "flawless opsec 👊🇺🇸🔥" 🤣

Reminds me of the joke: "I cant see clearly enough to find my glasses" 💀

I'm just gonna copy paste what I said to another user on another thread regarding this topic:

Okay, so I attempted to access it again. Its currently in a weird state of partial access.

I can "log in" but as soon as I try to access anything, say, Gmail, I get that screen again.

This is what the settings page looks like:

So its not totally locked out, but its not functional either, I'm not even on a VPN.

Notice, 2FA is off.

Then I click Gmail and get this:

I tap "more ways to verify" and get this:

I tap the only option, and it circles back to the previous screen.

Read my other comment. It leads back to the same thing.

Okay, so I attempted to access it again. Its currently in a weird state of partial access.

I can "log in" but as soon as I try to access anything, say, Gmail, I get that screen again.

This is what the settings page looks like:

So its not totally locked out, but its not functional either, I'm not even on a VPN.

Notice, 2FA is off.

Then I click Gmail and get this:

I tap "more ways to verify" and get this:

I tap the only option, and it circles back to the previous screen.

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