Bullshit. There are way more spiders in suits of armor than there are on my body.

Ever tried turning the handle up?

Does he have wings one week out of four?

This is the Stoic Father.

I always thought I'd be able to see more hand, not less.

Because midwesterners don't honk.

Grubwurst.

I only want gatto.

Yes. You will need trillions of dollars and operate outside of any country so you're not subject to pesky ethics and humanitarian laws. Good luck, I hope I never see you.

I won't discount that possibility, but I think they get sold on a miraculous idea and simply don't understand the reasons why it's not a good idea. The more zealous one simply don't want to believe it's not the perfect solution.

Unbridled enthusiasm can be cute to a point, but those hydrogen folks are way beyond that. Yikes.

Get an insulated water tank, dump all the energy in there for free hot water.

Give you the means to live, prosper, and grow, and the tools and resources to let you help others do the same? I can get on board with that.

I'll concede "North America", as "zee" has infected Canada too. Not sure about Mexico.

Mazda Easy Sex.

I'd say "they knew", but I'd they did they wouldn't have.

Want my mother's maiden name and my favourite pet's name too?

Oh, sure, make me cheer for Elon now. FINE. Just this once.

Reputation in industry. If they're viewed as crap, your degree could actually hurt you in the job market.

First year residence guarantee. Unless you're commuting from home, see who guarantees first year residence. Depending on the city, housing could be hard to come by.

Related: distance between housing and your lecture halls. If there's multiple campuses, make sure your housing is near the one you'll be at.

Co-op. If applicable, you want this.

Spoiler alert: Mexico's paying for it.

I'm with you, but that's just not going to be the case, sadly. Cities would need to be entirely restructured, and that's going to inconvenience major real estate holders, which means it's going to be a fight every step of the way.