Prosecutor: School director was ‘ringleader of makeshift child fight club’
White House says it has tech that can "manipulate time and space"
The tankless water heater located in the shower is the best.
#1 vehicle for drivers being under the influence of alcohol.
Trump's Doctor Says He's in 'Excellent' Health, Cites 'Frequent Victories in Golf'
‘Unsecured’ Penguin In Cardboard Box Causes Helicopter Crash After Hitting Pilot's Controls
Woman finds abandoned baby on her doorstep
Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
Woman gives birth to another couple’s child after IVF mix-up
I'd have been mad too
I was being jaunty, much like the dude who dared place in the driving lane outside of the Embassy Suites. Never saw a Chicago tow truck move in like that.
Weezer bassist’s wife shot by LA police and booked for attempted murder
US Army, winter 1996. Just got onto base, pretty fresh from BASIC. I open my barracks door and McBride (RIP brother) says "Here, drink this!" with his devlish grin, blocking my entry and holding a shot glass of some clear liquid. 18-year-old private me swigged it down and nearly choked on the shot.
"WTF is this?", I asked, gasping and choking.
"Everclear!" he said joyfully, moving away from the door while I gagged, challenge completed.
I passed his...test?... and I was in the friend group.
Keystone, 'Safest Pipeline in the World,' Ruptures—Again
The peanut gallery:
Response:
"I have had it with these motherfucking springs on this motherfucking plane!"
Oak Creek police make 3 OWI arrests within 30 minutes
Not quite a 'stuck' but kind of.
Individual arrested after driving Cybertruck across Library Mall, shattering glass objects
Individual arrested after driving Cybertruck across Library Mall, shattering glass objects
Today is election day in Wisconsin for the state supreme court & more. Make sure to go vote! Polls are open 7am to 8pm
"Fuck, Jerry, this one is 2/1000 of an inch! Rerun the batch!"
Nerf dart bomb threat at Wisconsin capitol deemed 'not credible'
KERNEL OK
We could swap those boards out and in like a fucking NASCAR pit crew.
There was nothing at all wrong with...
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What's your uncle like? Is he a pushover or is he conniving?
I find people often seek themselves out in a relationship. That may shed some insight on your aunt's behavior.
Grief reactions vary, obviously, but prior acts seem to reflect poorly on her character.
Cracked XP install missing crucial DLLs, GatorWallet toolbar on IE 4, but Doom runs great and it cranks out a paper when needed.
That reminded me of one of my all-time favorite Daily WTF articles:
This dude would have burned at Waco given the right set of circumstances
IPAs are lazy brews. Breweries want to make the next 90-Minute IPA. Personally, I like a crisp lager or amber most days.