Man told to leave U.S. despite being a born-and-raised citizen
Prosecutor: School director was ‘ringleader of makeshift child fight club’
White House says it has tech that can "manipulate time and space"
Trump's Doctor Says He's in 'Excellent' Health, Cites 'Frequent Victories in Golf'
‘Unsecured’ Penguin In Cardboard Box Causes Helicopter Crash After Hitting Pilot's Controls
Woman finds abandoned baby on her doorstep
Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
Woman gives birth to another couple’s child after IVF mix-up
Weezer bassist’s wife shot by LA police and booked for attempted murder
Keystone, 'Safest Pipeline in the World,' Ruptures—Again
"I have had it with these motherfucking springs on this motherfucking plane!"
Oak Creek police make 3 OWI arrests within 30 minutes
Not quite a 'stuck' but kind of.
Individual arrested after driving Cybertruck across Library Mall, shattering glass objects
Individual arrested after driving Cybertruck across Library Mall, shattering glass objects
Today is election day in Wisconsin for the state supreme court & more. Make sure to go vote! Polls are open 7am to 8pm
"Fuck, Jerry, this one is 2/1000 of an inch! Rerun the batch!"
Nerf dart bomb threat at Wisconsin capitol deemed 'not credible'
KERNEL OK
We could swap those boards out and in like a fucking NASCAR pit crew.
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What's your uncle like? Is he a pushover or is he conniving?
I find people often seek themselves out in a relationship. That may shed some insight on your aunt's behavior.
Grief reactions vary, obviously, but prior acts seem to reflect poorly on her character.
Cracked XP install missing crucial DLLs, GatorWallet toolbar on IE 4, but Doom runs great and it cranks out a paper when needed.
That reminded me of one of my all-time favorite Daily WTF articles:
This dude would have burned at Waco given the right set of circumstances
IPAs are lazy brews. Breweries want to make the next 90-Minute IPA. Personally, I like a crisp lager or amber most days.
The words "hold mah beer" were definitely slurred before this happened.
Thanks for the fix
"Yes, I will."
Homer is helping to supply a speakeasy while the Beer Baron is looking for him. Eventually the beer runs out and Homer is forced to run a still out of his basement, where it eventually explodes (of course) setting Homer on fire while a previously impressed Marge, intrigued by Homer's inventiveness, watches on from the bedroom window.
The episode ends with one of my all-time favorite sayings: "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Fark might be a very close second.
Graphical GNU Image Manipulation Program I believe.
GIMP has joined the chat
Welcome back. You're on lemmy.world, a perfectly cromulent instance, so I'd just leave it as is.