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—bicurious scat fetishist

Anyway...

seeing through an optical illusion is low level vision?

If the mid-sized mammals are the voyageurs... then the traps are for...

In Dr Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), he was green since the day he was born drifted in on his pumbersella.

stigmata

65% of population can't digest milk

Unlike the cowards who hide their stupid names with latin, computer scientists will straight up call something a 'fat pointer'.

A deficit?! Quick, cut public services!

Actual graph used to inform government decisions

At least they have an anus. Anemones just have to vomit out their waste

was gonna post the source but it seems like the luigi that wrote this doesn't exist online under the same username anymore :3

It would be paleolithic no? (Assuming it even makes sense to apply the three ages system to the Americas). Potatoes were domesticated sometime between 8000 and 6000 BCE making it one of the first crops cultivated in the region. Nevermind the fact that the wild ancestor of the potato was probably consumed long before domestication.

IMAGINE SHEDDING A CUTILE

THIS MEME WAS MADE BY THE SPIRALIA GANG

Infinite monkeys with a QC department

ketchup, BBQ, sour cream and onion, and salt and vinegar all on one chip

but South Africa Standard Time is UTC+2:00

Pro tip: After vomiting, have a glass of milk (assuming you can keep it down). It'll neutralize the stomach acid burning your throat

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving^cretaceous to get turkey off the menu