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not_IO @lemmy.blahaj.zone

4mo ago

rule

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when you put it that way i see why aliens refuse to make contact with us

There are other kinds of bloody holes that lack teeth to shove your tongue into.
- stigmata
  
  stab wound
- any hole can get bloody if you tongue hard enough
  
  I'm taking a shovel out back and will report later on this science experiment.

Tounge
- egnlish hard
- Like "town" with a j sound on the end

Take bad enough care of your teeth and you can experience this again. And this time, it'll never end.

If you don’t brush your teeth and eat sugary stuff you’ll be able to soon enough. Or just ask a Jets fan why their team won’t stop loosing
- You can also have that while brushing your teeth 3 times a day :(
  
  Sometimes bodies just have massive boneloss despite doing the best care and its just hereditary 🫠

Yes officer, this is the post. Lock em up!

I used to keep loose teeth connected by the last thread for as long as I could. Then I'd rotate them around and bite gently.
- reading this made me flinch

I see Osaka I upvote ... wait wtf?

for the right price, your friendly local dentist can arrange this experience for you once again.

- Hey, it’s Senpai wa Otokonoko! I have gripes with how abruptly that series ended.

I find that on LSD, all my joints and bones feel off, like a freshly missing tooth.

The neat part is you can imagine how that feels with your tongue.
- I don't even have to imagine it I've had a total of 8 teeth removed so far and got to experience it a couple times

You can do that again when we grow back teeth in the very near future.

I can help with that, with or without dusters?

You can still do that if ya want. It’ll be more permanent too 😁

Unironically, yes.

People always say they hate those dreams when your teeth fall out but I love them. I especially like the ones where new teeth grow in afterwards and you can rip them out again
- I have never had a dream like that...

OH MY GAH!
- MHEREY KRIUSTMAUSU

Good news! You can experience this another 32 times!

just imagine if we were sharks. we could do this shit like once a week forever

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