The problem with the cats wasn't that it wasn't that they ingested alcohol cleaning themselves, it was that the numbers were off and they ingested so much they instantly dropped dead from alcohol poisoning

Should've just bought him a toaster oven

Did you, perhaps, finish reading the comment?

Look like Trump "ReTruthed" it in January https://www.creativebloq.com/news/trump-ai-fail

I didn't even catch it when I read the article

In my fifth grade English class the four term themes were Civil War, Holocaust, dog books, and choose-your-own. For the first three units, my parents read all four options ahead of time and had me assigned to the least traumatizing. For the last term I picked Julie of the Wolves, a dog book disguised as a Wolf book; I'd always wondered why my second grade teacher suddenly stopped reading it to us at story time.

The two short stories that have really stuck with me are the Ray Bradbury one about the automated home and the Edgar Alan Poe one about the beating heart

I was assigned The Westing Game no led than three times from K-12

My favorite report I wrote was when I got to pick Terry Pratchett's Night Watch in my dual-credit community college English course and the red pen in the margins of my report was all compliments

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Source?

If the US the same number of people per state as each Canadian province there would be 88 states

They're adding skipping those to premium, too

Women are the same and different ask if they had some kind of thing I was rock climbing for the last few work and apartment things to the bottom of the most wholesome relationships in media reports nearly two weeks for observation so I was rock climbing

And then it starts looping. This isn't Heliboard's strong suit.

Thanks! It looks like that Artur account got them from somewhere besides the video, I wonder if there's a download somewhere pre-Twitter compression

Is there a place that has the art in full resolution?

https://lemmy.ca/comment/10917566

That'd make sense last May

I knew I'd heard it somewhere before

There's a page for "Minecraft commands" but not one for Minecraft. It's also incredibly wrong.

There's a joke about J.D. and a couch here but I don't want to be the one to make it

Mindustry!

$10 on Steam, free everywhere else

If you do buy them online, make sure to submit the receipt to your insurance- they should cover at least some of it.