no one told me that russia's name originated as an exonym for sweden wtf lmao

The closest thing techbros can get to replicating ppl with actual souls is summoning the ghosts of early 90s cereal mascots

Fuck uhhh some kinda doogiehowser or smth I think

checks spoiler

godDAMMIT- oh wait WRONG answers. Nvm yay what prize do I get :)

I already knew that

There are decades where nothing runes and tomorrows where delta runes or smth idk, I think gaster said that

GARHHH IM DELTARUNING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

Honestly when he dies from the natural effects of his innards being some weird slurry I’m gonna feel a speck of sadness in that we’ll never see someone as dedicated to being a hater ever again in our lives

theres too much of a mythology that anything psychoactive "opens up the mind", when i take edibles i come up with shit like disco defense lessons to thwart attacks by The Village People

do note that yandere simulator (lmao) started off as a game "free of sjw expectations" (lmfao)

(I had a hyperfixation on it when i was like TEN btw, i am FUCKED

how it feels browsing twitter in 2025

"I'm one of the few people you'll meet who's written more books than they've read."

-Garth Marenghi, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004)

imagining some 60yo grillpilled guy who runs a bakery and just uses these for their """intended""" purpose and doesn't understand what all the fuss is about

so are my posts but i could probably give a pretty good summary of the war in sudan if i felt like it smh

80 years in da American sphere of influence. I wanted soft power, but I compromised. I tied myself to their economy instead.

I wanted an EU army. But I compromised. I converted some farmland into US outposts. You see where I’m goin’?

That disloyal piece of shit Britain’s colony- I can’t even say its name- taxed our imports. And what did I do about it? My weakness.

Sometimes I think it’s in my Charter for Fundamental Rights. My economy took shit from the ‘merigans the minute WWII ended.

Come on, the fuck you talking about?

The chicken tax. That’s MY fuckin’ legacy.

…No more, Vovka. No more’a dis.

venture peaks

twin bros

bro peaks

peak bros

idfk

*s2 of twinks pea, right

Oh shit I didn’t know that

Remember when Bernie was “too old to run” in 2020

lmao

Bowling alley I’m at is playing uncensored 2002 era Eminem greatest hits lol

It’s also proudly showing off their little bowling pin characters in the strike animations. They gave tits to the female ones because of fucking course they did. This implies that bowling pin milk exists in their universe and now I wish nothing but ceaseless torment upon their character designers