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  • finished season 1 of the americans i am suuuuuuuuuuch a ho for watching longstanding complex relationships under a microscope rn. like aw yeah grow from a 15 year fake marriage into a real marriage but then have a rift where it seems like you're gonna split and then find your way back to one another. fuck yeah bring that decades long old flame back into the picture (oh there are two that's even better!) party-sicko this right after mad men is like some good ass drugs for where my head is right now

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    Merry 9/11 and Happy Holidays - New General Megathread for the 11th-13th of September 2024
  • called out after being threatened by a customer yesterday. i feel kind of bad because we're already short staffed. maybe i'm not cut out for public service. i feel so fucking weak and emotionally frail sometimes that it can be hard to imagine a job i am cut out for, tbh...

  • Is it me or is everyone in hexbear insane?
  • i meant with the exception of you. (and maybe....me? possibly????)

  • Is it me or is everyone in hexbear insane?
  • this makes us sound metal af and we are not nearly this cool, i fear

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    (CW: cishet dating, males) Brother, this shit sucks.
  • this is why i prefer dating queer women and fembies tbh. being Q4Q is totally valid. it's not just men who need their cishet brains dewormed.

  • Im dating someone and I have a question (serious anwsers only plz)
  • four dates is generally too early, not because love is a singular monolithic thing that follows universal rules, but it does imply a deeper knowledge of someone beyond the Everything Is Exciting Just Starting To Get To Know Each Other Phase. however within that phase you absolutely can sense the potential for a deeper love imo, so this is all very positive and exciting. happy for you comrade, just go with the flow and keep enjoying this connection as it grows.

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    in a similar thing myself right now if a little bit further along (a few months), she is beyond lovely and the fact i met her off one of those satanic dating apps feels like a small miracle.

  • What the entire actual fuck is wrong with Democrats?
  • idk but it makes me feel infinitely better about my own shit by comparison

  • Fren? *looks it up* Not fren😑
  • That was me. I think rule of thumb from ppl who know what they’re talking about is still invasive species gotta go sadly, even though that is also probably still true (not as bad as thought) :( lantern boys are both beautiful and cute though why why why

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  • so weird lol you'd think they'd be freaked out by a woman being that open about her sexuality cishet or not. oh well best not to dwell too long on their fuckin weird ass fragile neuroses.

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  • i take it back i dont think i need to know about hawk tuah lore there's too many weird contours and treacherous paths therein

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  • so wait cishet women having a sexuality somehow owns woke??? the chud mind makes less and less sense everyday lol

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  • "Akchually it isn't harmful, and you are a looney if you think otherwise, also,it was fascism to try to contain the plague in the first place"

    Yes precisely smuglord thank you for distilling my 100 percent serious position into such a succinct form while also preserving its substance. (except for the just following orders portion that part was 110 percent serious)

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  • Also I know there is also an irradication campaign targeting the (also invasive) tree of heaven which is the lanternfly’s favorite food source.

    Yeah this what I've read that they're most damaging to tree of heaven (also to grape crops but that it's fairly easy to spray the grapes such that they kill the flies)

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  • im trying to keep up with the younger zoomer memes so i feel less chomsky-yes-honey

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  • so hawk tuah girl is just someone who suggested spittin on a d durin oral? that's literally all? idk man thats pretty vanilla but mb there's somethin im missing here

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  • dude they even look cute up close they have such funny derpy lil eyes!!!!!!

  • I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers...

    Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? β€œIncredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I got off Tinder because of the fucking quarantine, Tacoma wept. Even ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we’re just talking like randos, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay? Do some fucking research!

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