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There’s Always A Catch: This Walkable City With A Robust Public Transport Network Is Boston
clickhole.com There’s Always A Catch: This Walkable City With A Robust Public Transport Network Is Boston

Some things are just too good to be true, and one seemingly attractive place to live and work is hiding a pretty major downside: This walkable city…

There’s Always A Catch: This Walkable City With A Robust Public Transport Network Is Boston
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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting
hard-drive.net Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting

PENNSYLVANIA — An Imperial Stormtrooper was seen fleeing the scene after Donald Trump was rushed off stage during a rally in Pennsylvania. Trump was in…

Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting
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Reform voters ‘no understand why Nigel no live in big London house’
newsthump.com Reform voters ‘no understand why Nigel no live in big London house’

Reform voters across the country have been left bemused as to why Nigel Farage hasn’t been installed in 10 Downing Street after such a successful evening at the polls.

Reform voters ‘no understand why Nigel no live in big London house’

“Me no get it,” explained Reform Voter Derek Williams, with a deeply furrowed brow and finger in his ear.

“Nigel won. Nigel get house. Nigel the big boss now?” they queried, with all the political sophistication the Reform party has come to rely on during the election campaign.

“Where Nigel? WHERE Nigel??”

When it was explained to Derek that Nigel won a single constituency, out of 650, and that Reform MPs can actually be counted on one hand, Derek looked ever more perplexed.

“Consti-chewsy? Nigel win election. Not Consti-chewsy! Nigel WIN! NIGEL STOP BOATS!”

At this point Derek began to get agitated, and it was decided it was best to calm him by returning him to his natural habitat inside a Wetherspoons with a copy of the Daily Mail in front of him.

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Americans make odd choice to celebrate decision that led them to this point
www.thebeaverton.com Americans make odd choice to celebrate decision that led them to this point

“UNITED” STATES OF AMERICA – To the surprise of international observers, millions of Americans chose to celebrate the anniversary of their declaration of independence today, despite the fact that this decision has clearly not worked out. “It’s a bit sad really, seeing them run around with red, white...

Americans make odd choice to celebrate decision that led them to this point
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Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers
www.theonion.com Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers

ATLANTA—Checking in at the building’s visitor desk under the singular name “Janitor,” the Trump boys reportedly broke into an office at CNN headquarters Thursday, attempting to steal the debate answers for their father. “All we gotta do is find Mr. Tapper’s office and steal the answer key,” said Don...

Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers
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Instagram Apologizes for Bug That Briefly Allowed Users’ Posts to be Viewed by Their Followers
thehardtimes.net Instagram Apologizes for Bug That Briefly Allowed Users’ Posts to be Viewed by Their Followers

Instagram’s PR team apologized recently after a glitch temporarily restored the app to something resembling what it used to be when a user’s posts were consistently viewed by their followers.

Instagram Apologizes for Bug That Briefly Allowed Users’ Posts to be Viewed by Their Followers
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Nobel Prize to Be Awarded to Forum User From 9 Years Ago With Same Niche Problem
hard-drive.net Nobel Prize to Be Awarded to Forum User From 9 Years Ago With Same Niche Problem

STOCKHOLM — An internet hero was finally awarded for their work this week as the Swedish Academy has announced they will be giving the Nobel…

Nobel Prize to Be Awarded to Forum User From 9 Years Ago With Same Niche Problem
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Wealthy Canadians announce BMW X3 convoy to protest capital gains tax hike
www.thebeaverton.com Wealthy Canadians announce BMW X3 convoy to protest capital gains tax hike

OTTAWA – Wealthy Canadians have begun a ‘Freegains convoy’ to Ottawa in their BMW X3s in protest of the government’s plan to raise the inclusion rate on annual capital gains in excess of $250,000.00 dollars. “Not since the city of Toronto tried to build affordable housing in Rosedale has our communi...

Wealthy Canadians announce BMW X3 convoy to protest capital gains tax hike
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Free speech enthusiast now up to three boycotts a week
newsthump.com Free speech enthusiast now up to three boycotts a week

A man who is a staunch believer in free speech after spending the last four years bemoaning cancel culture, is now up to three boycotts a week because of things people said.

Free speech enthusiast now up to three boycotts a week

A man who is a staunch believer in free speech after spending the last four years bemoaning cancel culture, is now up to three boycotts a week because of people saying things he didn’t like.

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Closeted Republican Politicians Breathe Sigh of Relief as X Makes Likes Private
thehardtimes.net Closeted Republican Politicians Breathe Sigh of Relief as X Makes Likes Private

Closeted Republican politicians across the country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Elon Musk’s announcement that likes on X will no longer be public, multiple sources reported.

Closeted Republican Politicians Breathe Sigh of Relief as X Makes Likes Private
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Texas to Celebrate 25th Anniversary of “The Green Mile” by Executing 25 Innocent People
  • lol well don’t beat yourself up about it, that’s understandable, and to be fair, it’s a great movie but I wouldn’t expect politicians in Texas to understand the message.

    The men on the Green Mile were forced to carry out the execution of John Coffey (like the drink but not spelled the same) despite knowing he was probably innocent and might’ve genuinely been what religious people would call a vessel of God.

    It’s a tragic story but one of Stephen King’s best because it does a great job of highlighting the hypocrisy of modern Christians. If Jesus came back tomorrow, they’d find a reason to persecute and execute him again.

  • Texas to Celebrate 25th Anniversary of “The Green Mile” by Executing 25 Innocent People
    thehardtimes.net Texas to Celebrate 25th Anniversary of “The Green Mile” by Executing 25 Innocent People

    Government officials in Texas announced their state will pay homage to the iconic film “The Green Mile” on the 25th anniversary of its release by executing 25 completely innocent people.

    Texas to Celebrate 25th Anniversary of “The Green Mile” by Executing 25 Innocent People
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    Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast
    reductress.com Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast

    A new study out of Yale University that will certainly have ramifications for felines across the globe confirms that midnight is the perfect time for your cat to do 14 laps of your bedroom really, really fast, especially if you are asleep. “It’s important for a domestic cat to get a certain

    Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast
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    Guy Who Hates Taylor Swift Finally Hears One of Her Songs
    thehardtimes.net Guy Who Hates Taylor Swift Finally Hears One of Her Songs

    Longtime Taylor Swift condemner Harris Simmons finally got around to hearing one of the famous pop singer’s songs, despite years of calling her “the worst thing to happen to music since the Spice Girls.”

    Guy Who Hates Taylor Swift Finally Hears One of Her Songs
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    Hunter Biden withdraws from Presidential race following felony conviction
    newsthump.com Hunter Biden withdraws from Presidential race following felony conviction

    Joe Biden’s son Hunter has officially withdrawn from the race to become President of the United States following his felony conviction for gun offences.

    Hunter Biden withdraws from Presidential race following felony conviction

    Joe Biden’s son Hunter has officially withdrawn from the race to become President of the United States following his felony conviction for gun offences.

    Many right-wing commentators have long speculated what a felony conviction for Hunter Biden could mean for the political prospects of the Biden family, and Hunter has spoken publicly to put an end to all such speculation.

    He told reporters, “Although I plan to appeal, I respect the judicial processes in the country, and the rule of law, and as such, I think it would bring shame on this great nation to have a convicted felon running for President – which is why today I announce that I have no intention of running for President, or any office for that matter.

    “It would make a mockery of our democracy if I were to try and become President having just been judged to be a felon by a jury of my peers. How would we look on the world stage? I would have zero credibility outside of my own crazy supporters. That is no way to lead a nation.

    “No, that can not happen – and I don’t care if this puts an end to my own personal political ambitions, I must do what is right for this country. And that means reluctantly stepping away from frontline politics.

    “My father, of course, will continue his career in politics, because he’s not a felon, and only ill-informed imbeciles will blame him for the actions of his son.”

    “Remember to vote in November!”

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    Trump Just One Indictment Away From Free Hoagie in Courthouse Commissary
    thehardtimes.net Trump Just One Indictment Away From Free Hoagie in Courthouse Commissary

    Former President Donald Trump announced that he is now just one indictment away from receiving a free, six-inch hoagie from the federal courthouse commissary.

    Trump Just One Indictment Away From Free Hoagie in Courthouse Commissary
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    Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
    www.theonion.com Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic

    NEW YORK—Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was not even charismatic. “Typically, the cult leaders I study are highly persuasive individuals with magnetic personalities—Ms. Swift, however, presents a unique cas...

    Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
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    Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
    thehardtimes.net Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field

    An environmental catastrophe devastated a local farmer’s field after a malfunctioning wind turbine caused a dangerous amount of wind to spill everywhere.

    Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
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    Man who spent three years screaming “Lock Her Up!” suddenly against the criminalisation of politicians
    newsthump.com Man who spent three years screaming “Lock Her Up!” suddenly against the criminalisation of politicians

    Having high-profile politicians punished for their crimes is ‘un-American’ according to one Trump fan who spent almost three years screaming ‘Lock Her Up!’ on every social m…

    Man who spent three years screaming “Lock Her Up!” suddenly against the criminalisation of politicians
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    Man decides it’s just easier to become climate change denier than waste his life washing out food containers
  • Satire isn't always pure fiction. Sometimes it's just reiterating a stupid point to highlight how ridiculous it is. Satire doesn't mean "fake" and the success of the joke is not dependant on whether or not people are making those same arguments themselves. In fact, a lot of the best satire assumes the headline you're putting forward is mocking genuine but daft arguments.

  • Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number
  • Just because you managed to type out an opinion on the internet doesn't mean you are entitled to other people's time and effort.

    Not every random hot take in the comment section of The Onion community is going to be worth engaging. Particularly when the point is "cities are all shitholes so you should just leave!"

  • Biden tries to lay to rest age concerns, but may have exacerbated them
  • They post just enough random topics to claim they aren't a troll. Their goal is to spread just enough propaganda to discourage leftist and sway centrists on Lemmy (lol centrists on lemmy).

    They’re a textbook example of a concern troll. But unlike Reddit, Lemmy is too small for their M.O. to go unnoticed. It’ll be nice when they eventually tire of their tactics being called out and go back to Reddit.

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    Pennsylvania man arrested after allegedly killing his father and displaying his decapitated head on YouTube
  • OP, do you ever check to see whether a news item has already been covered in the communities you post in? I suspect you don't because this seems to happen daily.

    I know you’re a prolific poster but maybe you should slow down a bit to make sure you aren’t constantly leaving duplicate posts in your wake.

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