MyNamesTotallyRobert @ MyNamesTotallyRobert @lemmynsfw.com

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What if "toothbrush" spelled backwards is "potato"?

How far is 0.2 meters?

I matched with a girl on Bumble but then realized that matching is basically sexual harassment and then she unmatched me. AITA?

What do you do while waiting for your porn to load?

Women of teh internet, do you shit with that ass? Or do you have a separate ass at home that you use for shitting out of?

What are you doing to prepare your anus for No Poop November?

Are chairs and Neptune the same thing?

Is the letter A an adjective or is it a penis?

If a woman points her vagina in your direction in a Stand Your Ground state is it still sexual assault?

How much cock can you suck while doing a headstand?

Can I sue the developers of an early access game for not putting gay sex in the game?

I can't believe this is a real article. Just wow.

Degenerates of whatever this website is called, what kinds of things do you do on Sundays instead of going to church?

wtf do you do when your pussy gets too hairy?

Wtf do you do when you get sinusoidal poops???!?!?!??!?

How do I make capital numbers? 1234567890 = fucking bullshit

Is it true that if you don't poop after sex you'll get pregnant?

What happens if you cum while in a non-Nato country?

What are your state's local laws around butt sniffing and what are you doing to change it?

If a woman is sucking my dick does that mean she likes me?