What are you doing to prepare your anus for No Poop November?

I got to day 23 once time before failing beyond recovery. I've tried every strategy under the sun. I've tried superglue, buttplugs, superglued buttplugs, duct tape. Sometimes a lot of the shit can be shoved back inside. Maybe this time I'll try gorilla glue.

If anyone has any suggestions be sure to share. Cum will win.