Time to get a convincing Chinese disguise

A good national anthem should be a bad song. Think about it. A soldier crying and saluting an objectively brilliant piece that makes you want to cry? Meaningless. The song makes everyone want to cry. But that same soldier crying to a mediocre 19th century drinking song with the most forgettable orchestral backdrop you've ever heard? Damn, he must really love his country to be moved by that piece of shit

I have a theory that national anthems are bad by design. If its a good song, there's no patriotism in liking it. Its a bop! Of course you like it!

But a bad song, a bad song is ripe with opportunities to flex your love of country. Its a contest! Look at how brainwashed I am! Look at how much I'm moved by the bad song!

That's why you'll never see any national anthem on anyone's ipod (Hendrix excluded). It sucks by design

No bugs are bad. Let them bite you

I dont remember. He had like 8 accounts, or maybe he gave them all his picture or something

I knew a black guy who could shoot lightning from his eyes. He'd send me a picture of him doing it whenever I would run my mouth on the internet

Dynasty Warriors 2, Dynasty Warriors 3, Dynasty Warriors 4, Dynasty Warriors 5...

A lot of them are doing actual blackface though

Most of the stuff I don't 'get' comes from really good places.

Like, I don't get all the hyper-specific labels for gender and sexuality, but I'm so glad we live in a time where people are able to actually talk about that sort of thing openly.

Same with mental illness. I'm always baffled when young people will just tell yme they have autism or anxiety or ADHD or whatever because when I grew up that sort of thing was so stigmatized you never told anyone. It's a good baffled though. Like, go you for saying that. Don't say it at a job interview, but go you for saying it.

The best posts are none of these

I achieved a discharge this morning to zero fan-fare

If I wanted to troll hexbear, I'd reply to post about China with "I totally agree, but they need to legalize gay marriage, like, yesterday"

Sell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese

We milk it from the Beast

At least they don't make us speak German

I'm doing my part! :im-doing-my-part:

How come none of the rest of us thought to order Israel to halt? We could've ended this months ago

Gotta go with ninjas. There could be one hiding in your room right now

I let my kid watch whatever she wants. If I can't deprogram her from the puppy show for babies, then I'm already fucked