Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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/hj? Did you just give him a handjob?

Yes! Finally! Somebody who gets that violence IS the answer.

......and also highly entertaining if video recorded. Lets make the webcam record when we punch!

Imagine that. Someguy is watching pornhub, just jackin it, and then his webcam records him as he suddenly without warning gets punched in the face.

And we all watch.

Oh I'm sure tarrifs will bring the price up to $400 and your left testicle.

I mean......in the 90s game informer was cool. Then gamestop bought them. They've been an Atari situation for like 15 years now. I would give zero shits if this new game informer did replace all the gamestop schill writers.

Nothing of value lost there. Actually, if they did go that route, they should have revived the old EGM name, and got Sushi X. I don't even remember any of his opinions. I just remember people used to hold signs at wrestling shows that just said "Sushi X" on them, during the time when wrestling shows opened up with 20,000 fans, and of that 17,000 had signs. Every show always had a Sushi X sign.

I miss those days.

Am I going crazy? I thought game informer shut down 2 years ago?

This is how I learned to be selfish. I like helping others, but whenever I do, I find I'm not helping, but rather doing everything for everyone else. So now I'm selfish, and feel bad, until I remind myself why.

History never repeats itself...but it often rhymes.

I thought Mussolini died....

Psssshhhhhh!!! Bitch please! We eat tidepods, and then get into heated arguements over who can and can't use certain bathrooms based on their genitals that we can't see.

That sounds vaugely firmiliar. Anyone have any idea who that could be in real life?

To be fair, Barbie is a domestic terrorist. You should see what she did to Kens balls.

Well, I read it as just a description of Fred Durst in the late 90s/Early 00's.

He's rollin rollin rollin rollin, and if his day keeps goin' this way, he's gonna break something tonight!

Politics of your cars extended warrenty? I don't understand!

.........oh. I see. You bought a Tesla. You deserve to be hassled.

See, what you gotta do is threaten them with absurdity.

Don't say "I'm never coming back". Instead, walk across the street to the bus stop. Wait for them to come out to their car. Memorize it.

Now come back to the parking lot every day for a week. Wait for them to leave their car, and go inside. Once they're inside, you walk over to their car, and write down their liscense plate number.

Now go home, and use public records to do a search to find their name and address.

Now go back to the store, and take a picture of them with your cell phone.

Now, sit across the street from a police department, and watch for a cop arriving to work. Take note of his liscense plate, and search his name/address.

Now write a letter to the clerk, threatening to wait outside his work with a giraffe. Tell him "Giraffes have 15 inch tongues, thick as a beer can. I've trained this one to stick their tongues into your butthole, and grab your waist with their teeth. You'll be 19 feet in the air, getting tongue fucked by a giraffe. If you try to escape, you fall. See ya at Costco, Gary!"

And you use the cops name/address as the return address. Now if he tries to go to the cops, they'll protect their own, and find something to arrest him with.

Checkmate, Gary!

hugs you

I know this doesn't change what your body is doing to you, but I hope it at least makes you feel loved.

Me: starts reading.

Me: about a quarter of the way in....huh?

Me: skims the rest of the message. Huh???

Me: I don't get it. I'll just make a dry unfunny joke, and hope that being meta self reflective joke about it will confuse people into thinking it's funnier than it is.

Oh they HAD enough children. The majority just died early. Disease, fire, cliffs, dinosaurs eating them. It was rough.

This is like someone who has faulty math, faulty logic, and fails on every level of a mathematical process. They have nothing but errors when they show their math, but somehow come up with the right answer.

Well, in the early 2000s, WWE had a faction called Evolution. Ric Flair was part of it.

So yes.

Here in America the bike lanes are painted red because thats the blood of bicyclists who are hit staying in their bike lane. As our drivers are swerving lanes as they watch tiktok on their phone while driving.

"BUMPBUMP!! Hey! Whoa! That's a weird place for a speed bump....."