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I have questions. So, so, so many questions.
  • PILOT: dead bugs on windshield.
    MECHANIC: live bugs on back order.

    PILOT: suspect crack in windshield.
    MECHANIC: suspect you're right.

    PILOT: number 3 engine missing.
    MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    On another note, I found a version closer to The Source:
    right here

  • I have questions. So, so, so many questions.
  • You can download it off the Devs, and it'll be free, but the UI is about as opaque as a foot-thick wall of lead.

    Alternatively, you can buy the Steam version, and that one is way more accessible.

  • I have questions. So, so, so many questions.
  • I remember seeing something like that years ago. A few more that popped to my memory just now:

    PILOT: autopilot altitude hold has a 100 ft/min descent.
    MECHANIC: cannot reproduce issue on ground.

    PILOT: evidence of tyre leak in left main landing gear.
    MECHANIC: evidence removed.

    PILOT: [system] behaves funny.
    MECHANIC: [system] has been firmly told to get their shit together and straighten up their act.

    PILOT: strange sounds behind console. Sounds like a midget beating things with a hammer.
    MECHANIC: hammer taken from midget

  • Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of?
  • Confusing... My instance is .world, and I similarly subscribe to communities regardless of instance. So seeing a .ml link had me go 🚨 tankie instance for a second, conveniently failing to notice that A: that post is in .world, but seem from .ml; and B: this post is in .ml.

    My bad 😅

    Though I would suggest OP to see if they can fix the link to one that changes the specific link based on the visitor's instance

  • Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of?
  • I once saw a video report on bullshit jobs, where they also interviewed a researcher into how much value is gained or destroyed by various professions.

    They said that for every £1 (the researchers worked in the UK) given to marketing executives, that society suffered £11 in lost value.

    ETA: The video in question (Dutch, with a few local English bits)

  • Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of?
  • There's a city in France - Toulouse, IIRC EDIT: Correction: it is Grenoble - where the mayor ran on a promise that "if you elect me, I'll remove all the billboards." Turns out that was really popular, so now that city does not have any billboards.

    ETA: A video about it. (Dutch, but it has (auto-generated) English subtitles)

  • Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of?
  • Especially given that the above link points to lemmy.ml, an instance notorious for harbouring tankies & amplifying pro-authoritarian talking points.

    The link is .ml but points to a thread in .world. My bad 😅

  • Is this birdcage made out of nickel?

    TRANSCRIPT:

    Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there's no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don't you dare! Me: It's a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT!

    [pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it's captioned with the text "Worth it"]

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    Bug: Comment permalinks broken when opening in new tab

    Pretty much what it says on the tin.

    If I click the chain icon on a comment with MMB on the website (Lemmy.world, BE: 0.18.3, accessed via Firefox), it opens to a blank tab. If I do so with LMB, it works just fine.

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