third wind somewhere else.
Is that a fart joke?
The electrical code in my area requires using GFCI outlet for outlets within a certain distance of water source. I don't remember precisely the distance (and it likely vary a bit by jurisdiciton), but i know that in my bathroom, there's nowhere beyond it.
In order to use that sort of outlet in a bathroom like mine, it would have to have GFCI protection as well as USB, be a second outlet wired to the GFCI protected terminal of a GFCI outlet, or be wired to a circuit breaker with GFCI protection built in, in the electrical panel.
By telling it not to fuck up his hands, sometimes it almost succeed!
The french word is "colonel", it's from latin, much like the italian "colonnello" and the spanish "Coronel".