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1y ago

Has anyone been on the Star Trek cruise and have some advice for a first-timer?

startrekthecruise.com Star Trek: The Cruise 2025 - Star Trek: The Cruise 2025

Star Trek: The Cruise is the ultimate immersive Star Trek experience, a 7-day voyage shared by a star-studded crew and passionate fans.

Star Trek: The Cruise 2025 - Star Trek: The Cruise 2025

I'm fed on the 2025 cruise with my buddy, thanks to our scheming wives, and am curious if there is any advice or "pro-moves" we should know about.

Also, if you'd just like to share your experiences, that'd be cool, too.

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Everybody's suggesting upside down pineapples, but what you really want is a horgh'an.
- Why? You seeking some jamaharon?
  
  Yep, I ain't no book reader.

Bring condoms. Many, many condoms.

I suggest cross-posting this to c/startrek to get maximum eyeballs on it.

Get to fucking.
- Something, something... Jamaharon...

What's the Prime Directive for upside down pineapples?
- Okay, I’ll be the noob to ask…. Upside down pineapple?
  
  Sign for swinging

You want to put an upside down pineapple image on your stateroom door.

The lady with Shrek in the thumbnail has 7 of 9's facial expression down pat!
- That's not Shrek, that's Marshall Applewhite
  
  Fucking lol! "Sarek" is what I was going for.

I'm sorry, the what?

Are these comments serious?

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