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nuke @sh.itjust.works

8mo ago

The US can't keep getting away with this! (they can)

I stole another gallery post from [REDDacted]

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China: you see, we have Army Naval Air Force Branch
- I guess the U.S. just calls those Marines.

How long until cops get jets too
- First they get Apaches and now jets????
  THIS IS BS! It's not fair, I want a jet. Why does nobody give me a jet?? I have enough Pepsi Points you bastard give me my jet
  LEGALIZE CIVILIAN FIGHTER JETS
  I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ADVANCED MILITARY HARDWARE I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ADVANCED MILITARY HARDWARE I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ADVANCED MILITARY HARDWARE I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ADVANCED MILITARY HARDWARE I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ADVANCED MILITARY HARDWARE I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ADVANCED MILITARY HARDWARE LAUNCH THE NUKES I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ADVANCED MILITARY HARDWARE I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ADVANCED MILITARY HARDWARE I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ADVANCED MILITARY HARDWARE
  
  Hello yes I am a sane individual and can be trusted to buy a used, stripped down f-16 fighter jet. I promise I will not do anything bad with my f-16 fighter jet.

Doesn’t the USAF have its own small navy as well?
- Doesn't PepsiCo have its own small navy as well?
  
  You might have them confused with Chiquita
  
  Not any more, and what they bought was scrap.
- US Army has a shit-ton of boats. Navy, afaik, none.

Left out how the Navy has its own Army, and that army is larger than any individual army in Europe, e.g. the French have 120k while the USMC is 180k strong
- The navy has its own air force and it's better than the actual air force
  
  Debatable. You make a lot of tradeoffs to operate on a carrier.

Russia's total might need updating.

Where can one find this list? I wanna go from the bottom and see how fast I find my country
- https://www.wdmma.org/ranking.php
  
  Thanks. Why did I even look we are not on the list anyway.

Well, the Russians actually had a full 10 more than that when OP started drawing the meme.

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