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i once left a potato in a bag inside of a cupboard and forgot about it, until 6 months later one of its vines pushed open the cupboard door.
47 0 ReplyTap root finds your motionless foot at your computer desk as you endlessly and mindlessly scroll through the internet.
Potato: this will do
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the thing
23 0 ReplyI love Kurt Russell.
8 0 ReplyLiterally the first thing I thought of when I saw the potato. The dog kennel scene.
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My mom made fun of me when I was a child because I called potatoes tumors instead of tubers.
NO, MOM, I WAS RIGHT!!
18 0 Reply16 0 ReplyKill it with F(r)ire! (okay, this one only works spoken, not written)
10 0 ReplyResistance is futile
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