Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.
266 0 ReplyBees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).
Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.
183 0 ReplyFind a member of staff and ask where the "human bathrooms" are. Don't let them leave until they explain. Bonus points if you piss your pants while they are trying to explain.
122 1 ReplyDoesn't matter, just wash you hands when you're done
81 1 ReplySlang for women is “chicks” and a bit more archaic, “birds” too.
Bees have a…stinger? Dunno about that one.
66 0 ReplyJust look for the one with a line (queue) outside.
Or be fair and pee half in each.
Or be chaotic and scrawl "Mammals" on the wall and pee under that.
60 0 ReplyIf you don't have a cloaca you can't use birds
56 1 ReplyIf you carry and deposit pollen - use the Bees, if you are laying eggs - use the Birds, else use the floor.
54 1 ReplyHoney this is an Applebee's, shit wherever you want.
52 0 ReplyWhy not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.
42 1 ReplyBees for pees, birds for tuds.
Can't remember who originally said that but it had me creasing.
39 0 ReplyBirds eat worms, so it's down to sexual preference.
35 1 ReplyI seriously don't know what the hell the "Birds and the bees" even refers to beyond an olde movie cliche.
31 0 ReplyOP' was actually meant to take a left, but instead got lost in the back corridors of the local zoo. Regardless of the which door they chose, it ended with a senior first aid officer and a school group being traumatised.
31 0 ReplyWomen are Bees. Men are Birds. Arrhenotoky OP.
Of the 60,000 bees in a hive, almost 99% of them are female! Female honey bees, or worker bees, make all of the decisions in the hive and do all of the work. There are a couple hundred male bees in a hive, but they don't do much but sit around and eat food.
28 1 Replythis is how i feel when a website presents me with a gender prompt with only two options
38 14 ReplyI'm going in and committing to whatever I find inside.
18 0 ReplyBees have stingers, birds have peckers..
15 0 ReplyNeither unless your a bee or a bird.
14 1 ReplyThat's an easy one. Just wait for someone to come out and you'll know the answer.
10 0 ReplyBees are mostly female and most birds have a pecker, so factual knowledge is the logic I would use to guide my decision.
7 0 ReplyAnswer the question, Claire!
5 0 ReplyJust select one, if you are wrong, say you are trans.
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7 2 ReplyIt's not the right answer, but all the same, my head said:
Queen bees and Dodo birds
... - I think that checks out.
5 0 ReplyJust pick one and piss. I've pissed in the woman's bathroom before when the guys one was full. It's not a big deal. No one cares.
2 1 ReplyNow I'm wondering about hummingbirds.
1 0 ReplyBees are all female, so...
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