My wife used to smuggle a sandwich in her purse for me.
That’s wife material
Had a girl smuggle entire containers of homemade lo mein for like 5 people. She was wild.
The fuck, are they there to watch a movie or have lunch lol
Not because I can't afford it but because I don't accept it!
When you refuse to pay $18 for a ticket at a shitty theater
this meme but he's at home and nude, watching the film through alternative means
The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.
i'm a subscriber to my cinema and i'm supposed to get concessions 25% off.
A diet lemonade still almost costs me £5
When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.
They’re big pants people.
People? These are degenerates viewing this, sir.
😂
Every day is squats day
I read that in Texas, you're expected to tip at the movie concessions stand. Is that really happening anywhere?
