This fantasy world is a bit out there, don't you think?

Don’t forget walking around to get to places.

Accessible healthcare and permissive weapon legislation
- Oh our weapon legislation is plenty permissive
Surely you mean little rascal-ing? I don't understand what this "walking" is.
Uhh, have you never been to a large, American city?
- Houston and NY are both large american cities and are complete opposites when it comes to planning. Thing is, most American cities are closer to Houston on the spectrum than to New York, for every Philly theres 2 Kansas Cities if you get what I mean
- No, I haven’t.

I miss Miss Cunk :(

She's so delightful. Also love the experts that try to explain complex issues to her like a child and especially those that look like they want to throw something at her.
I miss NewsWipe and Barry Shitpeas.
- I miss newswipe more than anything else Charlie Brooker makes, honestly.. But I get it, Black Mirror probably makes him more money by atleast an order of magnitude.
- Every year, I google whether it has returned. Losing NewsWipe / Screenwipe is such a loss. Still haven't touched Black Mirror...
is it an episode I didn't see ? if it's chunk against the world (or around, I forgot)

But still no healthcare

Whatcha mean, they got GREAT healthcare in DnD! One might say it’s simply magical 😉
- ...and expensive enough that you need to be a nobleman or a legendary hero to get it. The cost of the most basic healing potion is enough for a family to eat for a year.
Oh, no, you're mistaken. We have healthcare, it's just that it's a circus that has been lit on fire.

The fact that you get to loot and pillage notwithstanding.

Pretty relevant joke. You totally put those +5 Intelligence to good use.

Hey, now! I resemble that remark.

How can I leverage and maximize for my career and social relationships my knowledge of THAC0 ?

You should mention THAC0 as many times as possible on your resumes and dating profiles.
- Distributed and maintained THAC0 related statistical analysis for long term mineral exploration based partnerships

Reads like Cunk

*white Americans maybe. There is a massive amount of the US that English is their second language... But not speaking a second language is really a problem many places.

And apparently at least one that doesn't understand how jokes work.
- Always at least one dude trying to explain how the obvious joke isn't factually correct.
Also black Americans. All in all, only 20% of Americans in general, only about 4% of white Americans and 7% of black Americans are bilingual. Compare this to 84% of Germans for example, a far less diverse country, where 38% speak two languages, 29% three languages, 17% even more than three.

Also, there probably are people earning a living wage doing freelancing in the US. It's a joke, a two-liner at that. Of course it's an oversimplification.
- And of course Europe has so many bilingual people because they live so close to other cultures speaking other languages. If every region in the US spoke a different language things would be different obviously
- Germany may be a poor example. I do happen to live in your example (Germany). And it's far fetched to say Germany isn't diverse. You know how many guest workers to refugees we have taken in since the 60s? I just googled "foreigner percentage US" and the same for Germany. It's 13% for US and 18% for Germany. This is non-inclusive of the millions of second or third generation Turkish here.
  
  Also, if you have ever been a foreigner in Germany like myself, you would know that these number are far overstated for German people that can usefully speak another language. There are better examples for your point, like Holland or Luxemburg with genuinely high second or third language levels. Or you can also look at native English countries and see the US isn't alone in it's low adoption of second languages.