You’d have to read pretty slowly to hit five seconds.
35 0 ReplyI spent more than 5 seconds on it because I examined each word closely looking for a reason that it would take someone 5 seconds to read it.
This feels like the bell curve meme..
4 1 Replyyou probably missed the other version posted this morning where the (same) words are all out of order and it trips you up a little
10 0 Reply
Something ain't quite wrong here..
26 0 Replysomeone give this man a medal
13 0 ReplyWhy is he even shorter than last time?
10 0 ReplyHe should be exactly as short as he was last time...
1 0 Reply
I saw the original last night and now this, and it briefly made me wonder if I had a small stroke last night.
8 0 ReplyYou underestimate how fast I can read.
8 0 ReplyDon’t try it!
2 0 Reply
Thank god you posted this, otherwise I’d be stuck masturbating furiously trying to solve the original.
9 1 Reply;)
4 0 Reply
Fuckin again
7 0 ReplyI had to reread it like 10 times because at first I just thought my brain was auto correcting it
6 0 ReplyThat was my hope :D
3 0 Reply
You took my ability to read... what?
4 0 ReplyFor 5 seconds
5 0 ReplyWhat did you say? Why does this look like hieroglyphics?
2 0 Reply
No you didn't?
4 1 ReplyIt's an ironic meme.
3 2 Reply
No, you just gave me an opportunity to use my incredible god-like gift.
2 0 ReplyWhat's this gift you speak of?
1 0 ReplyI'm gifted with extreme literacy.
3 0 Reply