Turns out that, in college, I was a solar panel.
46 0 ReplyNatty Light made you piss lightning, too?
12 0 ReplyHmm I wonder if....Fire benders who can bend lightning can...
4 0 ReplyAdmiral Patrick is William Wallace, confirmed.
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19 0 Replydon't most people fuck at night tho
6 0 Replyyes but they charge batteries during the day
this is why men's refractory periods are so much longer than women's. solar panels that size do not produce much power and the battery only charges during the day
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15 0 ReplyThis makes me so uncomfortable lmao
14 0 Reply“Yes, hello, tech support? My fucking solar panel is hammered drunk again and throwing up in my front yard”
14 0 ReplySo the reason solar panels get less efficient over time is because they all have Natty Light hangovers?
13 0 ReplyNo, it's because of the solar panel's compounding liver dysfunction.
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13 0 ReplyDamn climate change drinking up all the Natural Ice.
7 0 ReplyThis is dumb and I love it
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