Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Andromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼 @lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 mo. ago

So excited for the Cybertruck

39 comments

I finally saw one and was shocked at how stupid it looks. It's like Elon had a grudge with babyproofed corners.
- He is edgy boi
- I saw one while working, and yeah, they look even dumber and more useless in person.
  
  I feel the same sense of embarrassment for the driver that I would if I saw some guy masturbating in public.
- Yup spotted my first one on the road just couple days ago, it looks so much worse in person. It had a nice dirty brown tint going on too.
  
  I just spotted my first in person yesterday and I agree completely. My kid said "It's shiny" and I said "Yeah, because the alternative to that is to be covered in rust".
  
  One I saw was the same. It looked like it had already been through hell
- That's hilarious, *I* just saw my first one yesterday! They are ridiculous...
Don't put your finger in that (probably still safer than real one)
- The real one will actively try to crush harder if it fails to close, so yes.
Those after-market accessories really add some flash.
Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"
- Yeah it actually looked worse in person than I expected.
  
  It looks like how a caveman would draw a car after only seeing them on a Playstation 1.
  
  "So, how many polygons can we use to render this car in the game?"
  "Uh ... four?"
I literally just saw one in person for the first time like 10 mins ago, truly a hideous vehicle lol
- What shocked me the most was how much stupider it looked when surrounded by normal vehicles. It looks like a cheap prop from an early '70s sci-fi movie - I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Sean Connery climb out of one wearing a codpiece while shouting "renew!"
  
  That was a movie that should have existed but didn't. Man a Zardoz Logan's Run crossover
- Same, but earlier today. How bizarre. And what an ugly piece of shit. Also a big forecast for rain so the dude was living life on the edge.
More rust resistant too
Wow the wheels looked bigger on the render why do car companies always do that
Fake! Unrealistic lack of rust.
I'm pretty happy that these pieces of shit are banned here in Europe
Can we get a photo shop with some flames coming out of it?
- I honestly wouldn't believe it was a genuine Tesla unless it spontaneously caught fire.
There’s alot of junk in that trunk.
- Somebody threw out an entire Days of Our Lives set!
Looks too sturdy to be a real cybertruck
Such future
- much wow
  
  Very truck
HELL YEAH THAT LOOKS LIKE (a trash) FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Blow this up on Shitter!!
- Actually found this picture on Xitter
The raccoons love it
Careful with your carrots around that thing...
This new model actually looks good. :p

You've viewed 39 comments.