‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference

I opened this up and turned my phone to my husband to show him the headline, but by the time he looked, the page had shifted and the Onion logo was no longer showing

the look on his face 😂 I would say equal parts horror and disbelief - like, there was legitimately a part of him that thought it was possible and was horrified, but he was still very skeptical