Dinner with the bae
Your sauce to noodle ratio is severely unbalanced.
Is that 2 types of sauces? No garlic on that bread? I'll just use one fork for both a salad and dinner...like a peasant. My God man. That handsome fella is going to leave you if you don't up your game.
If I don’t get a fucking chilled salad fork immediately I’m going to assault someone
Honestly the dinner should just be a wineglass full of blood
Nice dinner!