Are you being haunted?
My immediate reaction as well "This guy should sweep up the sawdust and then burn some sage."
Do you think It would be microwave safe?
A few times, sure, but eventually it's gonna burn up. It's ignition temp is only 482 Fahrenheit, low even for wood, compared to milk jug plastic at 650 F or glass at 2550 F. Dielectric Heating is known to reach higher temperatures very quickly but unevenly.
This looks like it would benefit from Kintsugi.
https://mymodernmet.com/kintsugi-kintsukuroi/
Not that it's broken, but it would mesh well with the wood.
Ok, but let's talk about the beast in the top right corner...
Unknowingly made a Skyrim prop. Nice.
It's nice looking and will work for putting solids into. But I'd be afraid that if any liquid was put in a red oak bowl that it would eventually become a sieve.
Nice bowl
