Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

I had a coworker who used to dress like this, his go-to was a naval peacoat with a top hat.

On Halloween he came to work wearing a hoodie and jeans and it freaked everyone out.

I would want to exude this energy:

But I know I would exude this energy:

They’re just after his chocolate factory.

If you take away the top hat it doesn't even look that old fashioned lol just like a really well dressed guy

Perhaps it is this man’s display of the wealth required to buy these dandy clothes which procures said marriage proposals.

Meanwhile I, despite flawless erudition, am judged by my daily wear of “wife beater” apparel. I blame the casual utterance of such profanities.

If my tank top offends any woman for being wife beater toppage, I say to her “Madam, I have no wife. Would you please to hand me another beer from yonder fridge?”

I've met people like this. They tend to have delusions about their wierd thing. Im confident those proposals were mostly in his head or from one off jests.

I wonder where he finds the money to get these clothes that are probably tailored. Must've cost a fortune.

I just wear shit from gap and have been married three times

get on my level noob

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_Pinsent

https://www.instagram.com/pinsent_tailoring/feed/

Wtf i know this guy he’s a friend if mines younger brother, haven’t seen him in years now but he does always look that dapper

It says "countless offers of marriage" but not that it was women offering to marry him. So it could also be dudes. Schrödinger's sexuality I guess.

Why don't we dress cool anymore?

I want to stab him and take his little sack of silver coins.

Just use regency era dating standards, showing ankles is basically a proposal right?

That is one dapper motherfucker

something something chocolate factory

Plot twist: the marriage offers are all from a single obsessed stalker.

Oh, innumerable offers! Manifold! Multitudinous!
One might even say - a plethora!

Quite, AUSTENtacious, if I do say. Ho ho ho ho

More power to them.

That's some Mr. Darcy energy.

This says a lot about the human condition.

The boots in the right picture trip my trigger!

I'm not digging the blue and red outfit but the other two are dripping.

I don't believe it.

Dude needs to up his game and start cosplaying as kingambit.
So sharp

I'd marry him

Isn’t that Jacob Rees-Mogg’s origin story?

Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.

I need an outfit made out of razor blades. Nothing could be sharper than that.

Friend of a friend of the working class

“I see you dress to the right, sir.”

When did this go out of style? We need more people like this guy.

That’s more modern than Regency, Shirley?

add 30 years and you have yourself a jacob rees mogg

I say! Someone managed to outcringe fedoras! Jolly well done, that chap.

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People did used to look better back in the day. (Photos below)

It's also nice that every culture had their own style. Now everyone wearing jeans and a T-shirt is bad, but the awful american dad sneakers and white socks with baseball cap does it.

We need to go back. At least on special occasions or something. Don't think going the UK and everyone wearing a suit or going to Japan and everyone wearing a Kimono is better?

Sure, buddy

So instead of wearing the uniform of the modern elitist class he's wearing the uniform of a prior eliteist class. Is not reinforcing class division, but it's still tacky as hell.

This is dated 2019. Covid probably took care of THAT.

If you're gonna go through all the trouble to dress weird at least pick an attire that looks cool