I kinda wish I hadn't seen this and stayed ignorant. Fucking hell.
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Lemon Demon settled this debate ages ago, the answer is Mr. Rogers.
54 0 ReplyAnd his blood stained sweater
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I remember in 2000 I saw a well produced video with chuck norris and his wife saying that obama was the coming of the anti-christ, and I was very “uhhhhhhhh I did not know that about him.”
32 0 ReplyAnd on that day, Chuck was defeated by basic, common sense.
12 0 ReplyRight here: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/11072073
5 0 ReplyHe's been on Info Wars... iirc more than once...
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22 0 ReplyClassic. Didn't know it was from 2005 though.
6 0 ReplyOnly five years ago? Feels way older.
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I completely forgot there was a PG-rated version.
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What if they came out of nowhere lightning fast?
20 0 ReplyAnd kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass?
12 0 Reply...man, that'd be the bloodiest battle you ever saw...
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Bill and Ted literally defeated death, there is no stopping them.
16 0 ReplyThey're simultaneously too dumb, and too smart, to die.
5 0 ReplyHowever, Hogan is a snitch, and will tell Chuck their plans
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They did have a bogus journey once, maybe they had another one?
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Chuck Norris turned out to be an evangelical dipshit.
16 0 ReplyI still know this shit by heart
13 0 ReplyFuck that guy
9 0 ReplyChuck Norris is a fucking racist, theocratic, POS.
7 0 ReplyDamn that's a lot of fuckin Power Rangers.
6 0 ReplyThe Rock can't lose. It's in his contract.
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