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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world SnokenKeekaGuard @lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 mo. ago

Greatest train robbery ever

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Or a deer!
- I mean, until the next train comes that is
  
  Yeah I was just picturing the Disney like scene of all kinds of cute animals and birds eating corn, then as the you keep looking you see the express train roll through.
  
  They are so slow that is not a concern
  
  LOL, my first thought. There'll be deer guts everywhere.
That's a lot of polenta!
- The insurance company must be navigating a legal maize here
  
  Never stop being corny.
  
  There's a kernel of truth in that statement.
"I see a lot of diabetic squirrels in your future... My god that's a lot of diabetic squirrels..."
it's okay to swear on the internet
- It's not the internet. I just don't want to swear around the squirrels.
  
  That's fair, squirrels can get mighty cranky and those teeth can do some damage.
- Are you fucking serious?!
The yellow brick road
that would be so much popcorn. imagine the amount of movies you could watch with that much popcorn. youd be set for life
- Over before I start the movie mate
Deer buffet.
- Followed by venison tartare.
  
  You do you. I would not put a piece of random deer meat in my mouth, no matter how fresh.
And anything that likes to eat squirrels.
One more score, Arthur

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