What would happen if caffeine was made illegal?

Pharma companies would already have a caffeine equivalent that would be only slightly different in structure so it would circumvent the law. It would then be sold at exorbitant prices and people would still pay even with the side effect of sometimes you eat someone's face. Of course they would then sell you something else to stop the side effects. You would also have the caffeine purists who would start their own speak easies and organized crime. People "abiding by the law" would start calling the purist, plants, since that is where caffeine is coming from, while the synthetic caffeine users would be called zombies for the obvious face eating reasons. This whole thing would cause even greater divides between already split countries leading to all out war. WWIII plants vs zombies.

I think once upon a time alcohol was illegal somewhere? That's what would happen. And I'd totally join a mafia

Pretty much the same as with every illegal product. It would move to black market because as long as there is demand there will always be a supply.

That would require passing a law to ban both tea and coffee. And who do you think will bother to sit through a meeting without tea or coffee to even discuss such a bill?

The economy would come to a screeching halt for a week or two when everyone is suffering from withdrawal.

Coffee would be served in underground cafeterias. The criminal gangs would immediately find a new very lucrative market in coffee smuggling.

I'd just go back to cocaine. What is the question here?

I can't imagine some shady guy in a street corner saying "I've got the stuff" and it's just fucking coffee beans 💀

Ever heard of prohibition? Probably that.

It's a part of so much natural food it'd be impossible to ban

Everyone suddenly gets diagnosed with ADHD and gets prescribed stimulants.

Any government which makes caffeine illegal must be prepared to enforce that law with mass violence, or let it be ignored.

Given how unlikely your average cop is going to enforce a law they regularly brea... Oh, nevermind. Yeah it'd be a shit show. Demonstrations, arrests, black markets, the whole nine yards.

What would happen if caffeine was made illegal?

black market

The same thing that happened when they made shipping nicotine through the mail illegal.

I stock up on a shitload of pure caffeine/nicotine, and store it.

Either that, or I start extracting it from other commonly available foods... (caffeine is present in quite a few foods naturally. )

Or, finally.... there would then just become a black market for caffeine.

The same stuff which happened during the prohibition period many years ago.

Loads of people will go through withdrawal symptoms.

Crimes

Michael Pollen wrote a audible book about how modern capitalism wouldn't have been possible without the invention of the light bulb and the abundance of caffeinated beverages as it facilitated a 24 hour economy. Literally titled Caffeine: How Caffeine Created the Modern World.

So what would happen if the government illegalized caffeine? I'd say they'd be more likely to prohibit literally any other drug including alcohol and tobacco. But if I were to indulge this hypothetical scenario, I'd say other new stimulants without any legal status would be invented to replace caffeine.

No one would ever willingly talk to me ever again.

…so pretty much no change.

cocaine sales would go up. People would try microdosing. Some of those people would end up regular dosing.

There would be a black market, not only for coffee and tea, but also for caffeine powder, which people would sprinkle into anything.

Peoples' overall caffeine consumption would go down. That girl from my high school who got the shakes every afternoon would probably have been better off.

Nicotine sales would probably go up. It's a mild stimulant.

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chocolate

soft drinks

and a few more things (and of course, all other products with chocolate in them. ice cream, candy bars etc)

would also be illegal.

I would have a bad headache for a few days, but I would probably power through and not resolve to illegal purchases.

I'm the government's bitch.

You think Starbucks has been ruthless against the SBU? Turning them into a drug cartel would mean they go 1900s Pinkertons on them.

I will become Caffeine version of Pablo Escobar 😉😂👊🏻

Caffeine doesn't require a laboratory or manufacturing operations. It can come from plants. What would happen is people start growing and developing an underground caffeine distribution network and underground caffeine import network from countries that aren't dumb.

Weed users are less than 20% of the US population and that was a shadow industry bigger than most legal industries. Compare to 60% drink coffee every day, then there's tea drinkers and of other caffeinated beverages; people would riot and/or go underground to get their caffeine.

Like "you get a fine" illegal, or "you go to jail" illegal, or "Judge Dredd executes you in the street for possessing stimulants" illegal? If the punishment is light or the risk is low, many people probably just keep using it, like alcohol during Prohibition. If there's a harsh punishment and the risk of actually being punished is high, there might be riots.

Mass civil disobedience.

Medical errors would become the number one cause of death overnight.

There'd be a lot more bloodshed on Monday mornings

People would suddenly realize it’s better to go to bed earlier and sleep longer than hitting snooze 5 times and needing that energy boost every morning. Who am I kidding, people would revolt.

The governments probably stop functioning. Apocalypse ensues.

I think if you banned coffee, most countries would have legit riots of not revolutions. The people will put up with a lot, but not that.

Bathtub coffee and speakeasys.

Most mathematicians will be in jail.

Info Tech would crumble day 1

Same thing that happens with most drugs. It'll still get in, prices will skyrocket, and it'll be laced with fentanyl so instead of enjoying a nice cup of coffee, you'll die because the government tried to tell you what you can do to your own body again.

Caffeine as an additive to drinks is weird.

Instant revolution.

I think productivity would increase after about a month of global caffeine withdrawal. Plus heart attacks would probably decrease

I think violent crime would rise for roughly the period of time it takes to get over caffeine withdrawals. Other than that probably a bunch of illegal coffee stills.

Perhaps some people would stop punishing their own bodies for the benefit of their employer.

The pyramids were built without coffee.

Make of that what you will.

The entire premise of this question seems insane. The only industry in which caffeine is vital is probably the coffee industry.

Yeah, there would be a black market and what not but that doesn't mean the world would stop turning off supply ran out.

If people couldn't find alternatives and caffeine wasn't illegally available...

Many people who need coffee to function in the morning would lose their shit. Overworked people and workers with really long shifts will not be able to keep up. People would probably fall asleep at work.

I would take a 30 minute nap every day after lunch.

Anyone who comes between me and my tea leaves is a dead man.

Especially on a Monday.

Everyone would be miserable at first, so you wouldn’t want to be out in public for the first week or so, then after the withdrawal subsided it would be more or less back to normal. I went off caffeine for a while, once you get over the hump you realize you don’t actually need it as much as you thought.

Have a headache for a few days. And reorganize everything to not start the workday before noon.

Probably a lot more work related murders.

I'd have a rough few weeks coming off my 8 espressos a day habit but I'd get over it eventually

Personally I would pass away and die.

That day I will definitely not being in the office. I mean... It's gonna be a wreckfest.

Offices won't get any work done before 10am. Soldiers would fall asleep at their posts.

Well, without caffeine i would turn into an ax wielding murderous psychopath. Humanity would seize to exist, nature would heal and the world would rebuild itself. Lizards would become the dominant species and tadaaaa!

I'd probably die.

Revolution

Tea

Cartels would become huuuuuge (more hugerest than now) also fast car and fast boats sales would skyrocket.

The software industry would stall out, mass unemployment, dramatically more car crashes. Coffee, black and green tea, most soda, and some drugs would disappear from shelves and stores. Coffee shops would all close, you'd be able to get pretty much just water with your big Mac, midol takers would be furious and in pain, ADHD people would have to try harder to fall asleep. For lack of a better term, there would be a rubber band effect apocalypse while the shadow markets got set up and supplies

riots

Take away my morning coffee, and you’ll have me becoming a super villain taking over the world.

Just a reminder that a substance being legal doesn't mean you should consume it.

It would be yet another failed policy pushed by the kind of idiots who like to ban things. Comics/Guns/Porn/Drugs etc.