There has never, in the past twenty years of my life, been a 48-hour period where I did not consume some form of onion and I certainly won't stop for this lady.
77 1 ReplyBold of you to assume that's a lady.
40 7 Replybased on the stereotypical "guru" its definitely a dude
3 1 ReplyNow I look at it :-/
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I once spent 4 days with nothing but a pound of carrots. That was not the best time in my life. Still, yoga wasn't a priority back then.
13 1 ReplyI once ate a pound of bacon for dinner. I felt very gross afterwards.
5 0 ReplyFuck, I think I've eaten a pound of carrots at one sitting.
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High elves, wood elves, dark elves and now yoga elves.
31 0 ReplyHow many folds should I make?
25 0 ReplyLike a tent, you just keep folding and smooshing it til it fits back in the bag.
25 0 ReplyIs there more stuff to go in this bag? There so much room left I feel I’m missing something.
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Sounds like you are bragging, but let's see you try and do even 2 or 3 folds when you are all wet and holding a yoga pose while holding your breath. It's not as easy as you think.
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I thought a lunar second must be way different than an earth second, but the conversion factor doesn't really change anything at 33 seconds.
https://lunarpedia.org/w/Lunar_standard_time
the Lunar second, which is defined as 0.9843529666671 Earth seconds
22 0 ReplyThat's 32 earth seconds when rounded.
It's probably the difference between life and death in this scenario.
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