The Pact

Wholesome Satan wanting the best for people.

Satan doesn't whisper "Believe in me". He whispers "Believe in yourself".

Satan is rad as hell.

Satan has realized that God is the evil deity, so he must be the good one.

★☆☆☆☆

After giving me the quote, did nothing and then tried to take credit when I did the work myself.

Satan always has our back. God just tries to make life miserable for everyone.

I think hell is a pretty cool guy. Eh takes your sole and doesnt afraid of anything.

I believe this is functionally the plot of "The Devil and Max Devlin".

Satan is cute

But I still took your soul anyway. I'm Satan for Christ's sake!