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A man owned a music shop, and his lover owned the flower shop next door.
One day she came by and asked if he'd like to have some flowers to brighten up his store.
"Yes, please. Put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ."
[old, old, old joke]
30 0 ReplyNaughty, naughty
7 0 ReplyI was just thinking that there are no scenes of Scotty and McCoy sharing a glass or two and telling tales in TOS. A shameful dereliction
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Thought this was an aaaaaace community for a second
10 2 ReplyDunno if it's a community or the type of battery my remote uses
5 0 ReplyIt was an asexual shitposting community back at the old place
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Not the Picard manoeuvre he was expecting.
5 0 ReplyThrusts at full force, stops immediately before penetration, ejaculates.
The Picard Maneuver
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Welcome to fatherhood... lol
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