Pentagon to MAGA world: You need to calm down over Taylor Swift
Pentagon to MAGA world: You need to calm down over Taylor Swift
“The absurdity of it all boggles the mind,” said one senior administration official.
when i'm in a "knowing how to calm people down" contest and my opponent is the pentagon
If anything this seems like a contemptuously lazy use of reverse psychology. They have to know how the most conspiracy brained people on Earth will recieve an official "nothing to see here" from the Pentagon, right?
so to set the record straight — Taylor Swift is not part of a DOD psychological operation. Period.
limited hangout confirmed: T-Swift is a deep cover agent for the Department of Agriculture.
“I’m sure she has other chief priorities, as do we, which is why we continue to urge Congress to complete the passage of a budget and our supplemental request so we can move the ball down field and across the goal line in support of critical national security priorities,” Singh said.
"I'm only gonna do this interview if you let me beg for money"
maga people kill her and swifties become the american taliban
This is gonna be incredibly funny when they inevitably break up and he becomes irrelevant like every single one of her exes. Even the deep state struggles to keep her satisfied