the deep wisdom of our ancestral culture

the amount of times i've said "that's crazy dude" in one of these chairs probably numbers in the thousands

Transcendent wisdom? Usually I'm just spacing out, saying "uh huh, wow," and nodding my head while my cousin rambles on about whatever antivax conspiracies she's been sucked into lately.

It's one of those things that make me say "OK my parents MAY have a few of those in their garden. Gotta see them to be sure, maybe. But it was a thing in that ill defined era maybe, so, you know, maybe."

Sorry for my ignorance but is this supposed to be a chair in AA? Or group therapy?
- It's just a generic outdoor chair as common as a red Solo cup. The kind of chair many people have found themselves sitting in late into the evening shooting the shit, drinking, etc.
- Neither. These are found in backyards across America. OP is saying that billionaires have never sat down and listened to ordinary folks.
  AA and / or group therapy would be in metal folding chairs. Churches like metal folding chairs because they last a long time.

A bit of alcohol and weed with those chairs and i can invent anything... but i forget it the bext day

It's not green. This is blasphemy!
The white ones are always dirty, but the green ones are clean because I can't see the dirt. Duh!