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17 0 ReplyHold the lips, please!
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Seriously, though, pan fry your (beef!) bologna in butter until it gets brown and crispy and it'll change your life. Meat candy that punches way above its weight.
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Poor Italians, luckily most of them will never know what this monstrocity is called in the US.
Tbf honest in some other languages it’s called smg like “Parisian”, but the French at least deserve it…
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3 0 ReplyTo be fair, Mortadelle Della Bologna is much the same if you buy the cheapest, nastiest shit you can find
3 0 ReplyFortunately this is not the case, Mortadella has to have "big" chunks of fat in it unlike what you see in the picture.
Said that, I've seen seen some abominations that made me wonder if it was even legal to label it as human food (I'm exaggerating :D)
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In German it's called "Meat-sausage" or Lyoner
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Unexpected Jack Johnson.
4 0 ReplyGlad this reference wasn't lost
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Just whip up a bowl of hotdog batter
4 0 ReplyBy this logic olive loaf is kinda like pancakes with raisins or chocolate chips
3 0 ReplyThose aren't hotdog pancakes. Those are Newfie Steaks. Fry some up today, thick cut, with some mashed potatoes and peas straight from the can.
2 0 ReplyThey sure taste different, but neither is good.
1 0 ReplySometimes a thought should stay in your head
1 0 ReplyI've yet to find one that should
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May I introduce you to hot dog bread?
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