Well, they put a chip in a human's brain...
Well, they put a chip in a human's brain...

news.sky.com
Elon Musk's Neuralink company implants brain chip in first human

Place your bets on how many days they last until they literally jerk it till they rip there own dick off (you know it's a dude that agreed to get this).
More likely, he's probably lying.