Creamy centres
Creamy centres
30 comments
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Sounds like an SCP
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Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.
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"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."
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Don't you even take the bones out?
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If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
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Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger
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Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.
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We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
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But it's still a crab!
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Won't they suffocate? 🦀
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Nah they have gills, silly
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Probably taste better than they currently do.
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For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.
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"This creme egg is crunchier than I'm used to..."
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Those would be popular in Asia.
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Everything keeps evolving into crabs!
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Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time..
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Seems like an SCP
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I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.
Very disappointed, 1 star.
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Dude, blue crab? Fucking delicious!
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Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?
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