Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist
Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist
LAKEWOOD, OH—In what many were calling another blatant act of discrimination in higher education. a perfect 4.0 student claimed Monday that he was rejected from the university of his choice just because he was a white rapist. “I graduated as valedictorian of my high school and played on varsity for ...
At press time, Wheeler announced he would instead be attending PragerU.
That last line brought the whole thing together.
Agreed, was meh until then but the punchline was worth it.
idk, "even though my father raped someone at the same college" definitely made contact
Like Brock Turner, convicted rapist?
Exactly like Brock Turner, rapist who got convicted to 3 months of wrist slapping.
The one who lives in Dayton Ohio and goes by Allen these days?
To be fair, that's 3 whole months of punishment for "just a few minutes of action"
THAT IS ACTUALLY WHAT HIS FATHER SAID TO ATTEMPT TO APPEAL THE DECISION, I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING!
Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist who is now going by Allan Turner to hide the fact that he's a convicted rapist.
Imagine being the stock photo for this article.
Hopefully it's an AI photo.
I just need to express how perfect that title is. The way it changes meaning with almost every additional word is really impressive.
The Onion has been doing perfect titles for decades. It's become harder for them in recent years, with reality coming to meet The Onion.
Shouldve had a rich parents. /s
Could he swim?
Last sentence is gold. Worth the read.
Hey OP! Did you copy my username format? Did I give you permission?