Or perhaps if the red pill is turn six today variant that pessimists think it might be, you might get actual immortality. Say we work out immortality in 2060, that might be difficult for someone 50 today, but easy to reach for someone 6 today.
No amount of money can ever buy you more time. Only a six year old should take the blue pill. That's the moral of the story? I don't know, it's just a meme I guess.
Some countries don't have a robust foster system or a system at all. I would be rolling the die on homeless in the street in a dangerous place with dirt and flagstone roads.