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  • 5 minutes into my shift the other day I took a hydraulic shower because some dingleberry didn't report an accident where they broke a hydraulic hose on their forklift

    They just parked it, grabbed a different forklift, then finished their shift

    Then I came in to do my forklift inspections and got blasted with hydraulic fluid from the severed hose the moment I started my testing

    So I had to fill out a shit ton of additional paperwork and scrub all the fluid off of me with the soap we had available (foaming hand soap)

    I'm just happy that I had extra clothes in my car because if I didn't that would have really ruined my day

    All in all, a really shitty way to start a Friday

    • Did they do their pre-shift safety inspection?

      • I'm the guy who does all of our forklift inspections at my facility for all 60ish of our forklifts every day‡ (the bosses think it more efficient having 1 person check them all rather than everyone checking their lifts)

        What the person had done after tearing the hose was clean up the forklift with paper towels and jam the hose back onto the connector by hand (saw the camera footage because I have access to those (for some reason‡‡)) which is why I missed seeing the busted line on my visual inspection

        There were a series of very "fun" pre-shift meetings the following day that's for sure, and dingleberry got a 3 day suspension for not reporting the accident that tore the hose

        ‡ I also recently got the position because the other guy walked off due to a disagreement with manglement. This incident was the first Friday of having the position after the other guy left. They gave me fuck all for training (basically only the paperwork side on the day they left). But needless to say I've got a better checklist for those inspections now.

        ‡‡ I've talked with IT about it (among so many other info sec concerns) over the years and they've assured me (and my bosses) that they've revoked access. Yet it has never gone away. They're great.

  • Had this really shitty day at work, last Friday of the year... my leg hurt (still don't know why, I think it's the footwear, but I'm not sure), had a lot of work that day (stayed overtime, not paid BTW). My wife calls me, says to pick up some things on my way home... OK. I walk home BTW, I live 30 minutes from where I work. I buy the stuff she asks... people from work start calling me, there's problem, they can't access some of the storages in the network... OK, I go back to work, walking on my busted leg, plus the stuff I got from the store. I get there, everything is working fine 😒... check the backbone switches, the storages, logs, it seemed like a glitch of some sort, a sync issue most probably. I start picking up my groceries and packing up to go home, shit happens again... OK, at least I'm not gone... it's 8PM by now. My wife calls me to ask me where I am, I say I'm at work, she hangs up 🤦... now I gotta explain why I'm still there. OK, go to the server room, the problem is gone by now, inspect the logs again, same thing... at this point, I'm this close to plugging everything out of the wall and plugging it back in again... to make sure I just yank a few cables and not every single piece of equipment in the rack (in case I decide to do this), I start inspecting how everything is connected, power cable wise. So, I pull out the backbone switches from the racks, one by one, and I start hearing this buzzing sound, like a bad electrical connection/plug... mhm, OK, I think we might be getting to the root of the problem, now let's see which one is it. I go to the back, start checking each plug on the back... everything seems OK... OK, so it's not the power plugs... at least not on the switch'es side. Something's still buzzing, so I try and pinpoint the sound. Seems to be coming from the lower part of the rack... darn, have to pull everything out to get in there. It's 10PM by now. So, I pull everything out and I notice 2 power cables not in plugs, but just connected with wires to another cable that goes into a plug. Why would they do that. Sure, they were insulated with tape, but why not just plug them in. Go in a bit further to hear if the sound is coming from there, move the cables a bit, the buzzing stops, but I hear coolers spinning down... OK, I pull myself out of there, go back to the front of the rack, sure enough, one of the backbone switches is down. As it turns out, they didn't have enough free plugs in the rack for all of the equipment, so instead of installing a new extension cord, they just cut 1 power cable, made a Y splitter for 2 of the switches and just plugged that cable in. Basically, there is no way of getting one of the switches offline, if you yank that thing out, 2 go offline. I pull out a few new power cables, get an extension cord from my office (we have a few laying around), plug those 2 the way they should be plugged, plug in the extension cord in the first empty power plug I could find in another rack, put the equpment back in the rack, leave the rack open cuz of the extension cord going to another rack and (finally!) leave work to go home, on my busted leg, with a shit ton of groceries... it's 11:30PM by now. I get home, get the 3rd degree for arriving so late on a Friday before NYE... I go to bed, my wife says she want's a backrub... I told her to suck it, left the bedroom and went to sleep in the living room.

  • Yesterday I had a major "I am living in a movie and I'm the character everyone loves when bad things happens to them" vibes

    Cause I woke up yesterday and a not insignificant chunk of my electonics were broken/nonfunctional.. Some of them werent even plugged in, so its not like it was a power issue or something.

    They were all bought at different times, from different stores, and different brands. The only thread tying them all together (and this is where the movie character shit kicks in) is that all their warranties expired within like 2 weeks of eachother, Which means they all just fell out of warranty.

    The Few replies from the various companies I've gotten so far can be basically summed up as "1 day out of warranty is still out of warranty, go fuck yourself"

    It sounds so ridiculous that even I don't believe it, and I'm living it. Do they just put kill switches in stuff to make them die immediately after warranty now? Cause I sure as fuck feel like they do.

  • A colleague dropped about 450 kg of ready to use drywall filler from 6m height right before his shift ended and mine started. I spent about 8 hours just cleaning up the biggest blobs with a snow shovel, that's how much it was.

  • All in the same day:

    • I was very sick and exhausted
    • My venue/the only practice space in the city announced it was shutting down
    • Batshit tweaker neighbor bugged out and forced my partner and I to barricade ourselves inside
    • Cops came and suggested we seek a restraining order
    • Half a bottle of coquito got spilled
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