BURBANK, CA—Delving into the eccentric character’s backstory to explain how he became so famous, a new prequel from Warner Bros. tells the tale of a young Willy Wonka using his rich father’s money to purchase an already-successful chocolate factory, which he renames after himself. “Wonka is the orig...
From there, he proceeds to rub oompa loompas on himself, fuck up his company so bad a literal child could run it better, and then run for president after claiming he could get away with shooting someone on fifth avenue.