Elon Musk: "zuck is a cuck"

It's real, i feel dirty after looking it up. You're welcome

Thank you for your service
Thank you please take a shower
- lol yes please
Did you look up the tweet or the allegation?
- The tweet
Doing the Lord’s work here 🙏
🫡 thank you for your service
we appreciate your service
now it's time to get decontaminated

wouldn't Elon be the "cuck" in this scenario, as Mark is taking what was his as he watches intensely?

- nailed it
Unfortunately you're operating too far above his level.
He noticed that a mean word rhymed. That's apparently where he's at now. I wish he'd hit rock bottom, this is just sad now.
- He didn't notice it. He saw it online. Let's be real here.
- Like a toddler that discovered the word "poo poo", and now that's everything he says.
indeed!

Pretty big talk for someone whose mom called off a fight.

what, did that really happen?
- Yes, in that she did tweet that she didn't want Elon fighting. But no in that it actually had any effect on the status of the fight
  As far as anyone is aware the fight is still ""on"", but i don't think it was ever truly "on" to begin with
I think the fight is still on! I kinda hope it happens 🤣
Mom should have stepped in years ago for all sorts of things.

Every single person I've ever met that has used the word "cuck" has been an absolute loser with nothing going on.

Yeah, people who don't get laid use this word as an insult
- Bingo
Joseph, Jesus's father is the the GOAT cuck.
OR the sometimes richest man on the planet
- That's more of a commentary on the state of the planet
- When did Bezos call someone a cuck?

It's quite telling that I can't tell if this is real or not and I can't be bothered to log in to check.

It’s real, however is anybody going to disagree with this statement
- He's got a point
- Im going to disagree because this is the internet.
  Zuck cant be a cuck because robots cant form complex emotional relationships with other beings.
- I don't have the strength to check it out

Yes this post is real lol

Jesus fucking Christ
What a terrible day to be literate
lmao. there's no way any pr or laywes or any team is checking his tweets before he posts them... wtf is this?

Elon is a felon

So I guess bullying and harassing people is OK if you own the platform that you do it on?

Rules for thee, not for me!
As long as you don't acknowledge that anyone is cis lol

Musk is a fuckfaceprofasicistpieceofshit

Am I doing it right?

He's a fucking child. I agree with @lemmyshmemmy@lemmy.world. It's time to filter these guys and stop giving them attention.

- I am sick of them, too. Mass media sadly keeps on bringing them up, because they generate clicks from google searches. I am surprised they haven't reported this.
  It's really annoying and I hope we can finally have peace with our own federated network.

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to witness this. What a time to be alive.

I thought they stopped using "cuck" as an insult after their poster boy wore horns on January 6.

Elon thinks he's the funniest most Online Boy ever, but he has never posted a meme less than 5 years old.

Maybe he got hacked?

Like... in his brain five years ago?

Seriously, it's embarrassing to watch this. I'm experiencing pity. I didn't think I could pity such a rich asshole, but the levels of divorced dad energy here are genuinely making me wish someone would take this guy out for ice cream and talk him into deleting his social media and getting his life back in order.

Elon was always like this.
- It's kind of rich for a guy with a handful of girls, almost a dozen children of which almost all of which were through ivf and surrogacy
This is the man who called a cave rescuer "pedo guy" because the rescue was successful and Elon's idea was stupid. He is a child who can't take anyone doing better than him.
You seem like a good person. This alone would be good for him and other people in mental crisis to witness. take care
- And in the end, it would be good for everybody.
which reminds me is that what happened to kanye?
- last time I heard, he was trying to convince the world that 21 jump street had exorcized the nazi in him
Threads is up to 100 million users since it launched on Wednesday of last week. This is Musk tweeting his ever worsening narcissistic injury in realtime.
You sure it's just 5 years ago and not before that? I could have swore his pitiful ego ate out his brain at least a decade ago.
Maybe he insisted on trying an early Neuralink prototype back when he made his investment, and the Elon Wrangler couldn't get there in time to stop him?

Based on Elon's dating history...Yeah, I think we both know who the real cuck is.

Grimes left him for a transwoman and he will never get over it.
- Grimes took "I wouldn't be with you even if you were the richest man alive" to new extremes.

He is so unprofessional. I can’t see why anyone would like him.

I've just run out of adjectives to describe #ElonMusk.
Does human history have an equivalent of someone so rich who is so publicly and so very infantile, fragil and immature (I will spot you Trump).

Roman emperor Elagabalus is my personal entry for the "historical man-children so incompetent it's surprising they even made it that far" category.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus
- He was also a teenager elevated way past his realm of competency, wasn't he?

Maybe these guys are having a beer and laughing at us.

Definitely

Musk is a soulless husk.

Let them fight

It's not that I want to see them fight, it's more that I want to see Elon get repeatedly punched in the face.

I never thought a day would come where i would root for the zuckerman but here we are.

Meta is a danger to society but at least there is a brain behind it.

There's no need to root for Zuckerberg either. Root for wasps that only eat billionaires.
- Team Orca right here.
- r/oddlyspecific. Wait... Wrong site.

All I see is, "please keep talking about me"

Is there any way to filter out keywords on Lemmy? I'm sick of hearing about these assholes. It's what they want.

yeah i too would appreciate keyword-based filters.
- I still feel like this is a bad idea, but it keeps coming up.
  How do you envision this working? You type in a word or phrase in your feed options, and it hides everything containing it? Or something at the account level, where it checks everything?
  My thoughts are, putting a time limit on it might be a good idea, and doing some statistics to make it a little smart (although I'd have to spend a day deep diving into language theory, so I'll probably wait until I look at custom feed algorithms down the line)

Look at this shit. He literally wants a dick-measuring contest with Zuckerberg.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattnovak/2023/07/09/elon-musk-proposes-unconventional-new-contest-with-mark-zuckerberg/?sh=3fba06a976d7

I confess, I have sinned, I was tempted by my incredulity & oh boy ...

What if they just sucked off each other and the one who ejaculates the most amount of semen to the other's mouth wins.

I would do everything to be able to join that contest. For scientifically experimenting with their fluids of course. Not anything gay. 🤨

He could've at least been creative with it and called him Cuckerberg

Oh ffs this is real.

Why does he look like he has a cheap RuneScape NPC Armor?

Looks like the AntMan suit to me…

Elon is a bitch.

Oh, I’m looking forward to the fight. 🍿

It'll either be one of the greatest moments in human history and an absolute bloodbath, or a complete let down where one of them gets knocked out immediately

Put up or shut up, Phony Stark.

Elon is a moron

Let them fight

I want to open Twitter now to report it… if we all report it, we’ll, nothing will happen but it’s be a data point at least. I guess I’ll just move on.