sh.it.doesn't.work

Does it work with bzip as well?

I'm not playing Scrabble with that monkey.

So, the reason for the end of the world... is beer?

I read that as "children / parents" and was about to search for this amazing revenge story, but then I read the post again and now I'm disappointed.

That's just the sign of a deeper illness. Soon you'll be installing a disk defragger.

Down with the pink boys!

This brings back fond memories.

Alt-B usually works fairly reliably

It seems that you're looking for a reddit with blackjack and hookers but ended up on lemmy instead. Don't give up on your search!

Technically, it's too early to fix it.

I think you're supposed to feed them to animals.

Don't just give out your secret recipes like that!

It's apparently illegal to have a beer with someone that's not a complete imbecile in the US.

Probably one of those old laws that never got repelled.

It's not that I want to see them fight, it's more that I want to see Elon get repeatedly punched in the face.

I like your optimism. Even though I'm far from sharing it.

I don't live in the states, but my mum used to threaten with Ohio when I misbehaved as a child. I was never really sure what it was but it certainly sounded scary.

They want to open a food truck from what I heard.

He is also suspected to have faked a number of his recent scientific publications. Which is naughty.

Reading the logs for the incoming connection attempts of a fresh machine should be mandatory for everybody that wants to get a box online. It's enlightening.
And it already was scary twenty years ago.