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psy32nd @lemmy.world

1y ago

I was at a friend's house

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I hope you tipped generously.
- Yes, but just the tip.
- Money from their mutual vacation fund

That's one well-constructed stripper pole.
- After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it
  
  I had German engineers build me a shower one time.
  That was a mistake.

Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.
- Did...
  Did he subscribe?
  
  There's no follow up.

Nothing wrong with supporting the Mrs’ career

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

Just remember,
There is no sex in the champagne room.
- If a girl have a pierced tongue, she'll probably gonna suck your dick.
  If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably gonna suck your dick.
  
  Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.

What was her stripper name?
- The stripper's name? Albert Einstein.
  
  That Einstein's name? George Washington.

wife's boyfriend be like

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