What statistic about yourself would you desire the most to know?
What statistic about yourself would you desire the most to know?
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I've really fantasized about being able to view my stats after I die. I come back to word counts pretty often. Or how many "near misses" I've had, if any I suppose.
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Holy shit I thought I was the only one. I've thought about this for decades! I think it would be so cool to have access to and comprehension of an omniscient record of my life after I die.
How many liters of urine did I expel? How many birds have I seen? What is my most used word? How many miles have I traveled? The data is endless!
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Number of times people have masturbated to me.
(Spoiler: it’s zero)
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Not anymore 🤤
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Me next?
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but how do you know?!?
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How much splooge I've nutted in whatever the funniest whole unit could be
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My suggestions for units of measurements, in no specific order:
- Thimbles
- Water balloons
- Per hoppus foot
- Cord and rick
- Burlap potato sacks
- Waffle irons
- Size 11 wooden clogs
- Drums
- Silos
- Minecarts
- Blimps/zeppelins
- Potential babies
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You've nutted 397,405 times the total earth population last year. *
_measured as per sperm, not by volume or weight_
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I'm thinking teaspoons.
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How many times I’ve gotten out of a comfortable sitting position to let my dog in
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In Soviet Russia, Bear-that-ate-dog lets YOU in!
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Disk, RAM, CPU and GPU usage stats compared to other people. I suppose a lot of them are built like proper servers with their good memory while I can't remember jack shit, like information from RAM never get stored.
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my massive massive penis length. But not how female I am. or how much of a liar I am.
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I believe that someday scientists will develop a tool that will be able to accurately measure your gargantuan penis, once we have the technology.
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I look forward to breaking such a tool with my tool.
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Big dicks come with big dick problems.
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Frequency of nice things said about me per year, especially as a ratio of good to bad.
I'd be fascinated to know what the peek's correspond to
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How many times I've been right when my husband and I have differing recollections of something.
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I would love to know how many websites I've visited since I began using the internet.
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I am in the 1% of humans worldwide who can lick their own elbows.
Please, no autographs..
Edit: I'm dumb and misread the question. I read it like: "What statistic about yourself do you desire the world to know about?"
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Give me my brains S.M.A.R.T stats. I feel something has been rattling up there so feel it's about time to be replaced.
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Total hours spent listening to music. And where I am on the leaderboard lol
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total number of mouse clicks
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Are you a FPS gamer?
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I just want to know why the only women willing to give me the time of day are mentally unstable abusers.
also, maybe, how long of a wall 3 foot tall and 6 inches thick could have been made from my total bowel movements.
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Details of what all books I've read. Impossible to remember details
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How many French fries I've eaten.
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Total amount of Energy consumed
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How much money I’ve spent on her.
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Status effects.
I wanna know what the fuck is wrong with my brain.
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Don't we all?
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I wanna see my KDR.
"Hold up... How is it 684:10?"
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Found the cat.
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Runway remaining/life expectancy.
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I'd want to know how many bong hits I have taken in my life.....
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Number of joints would be a depressing number I fear. Amount spent on weed would probably hurt more, but put that next to amount spent on alcohol and I'd probably feel ok about it.
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