You can only drink one drink for the rest of your life, but it cannot be water. What do you pick?
You can only drink one drink for the rest of your life, but it cannot be water. What do you pick?
And no "water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber" goofs. Water isn't allowed.
EVERY drink is water!
- Soda is less water and some sugar mixture
- Juice is less water and some squished fruit
- Beer is less water and some cooked hops
- Tea is less water and some leaf infusion
- Coffee is less water and some roasted bean-juice
- A martini is even less water with some alcohol and old squished fruit
So DON'T TELL ME WATER ISN'T ALLOWED! Damn, this is making me irrationally angry. Maybe I need some water...
All normal drinks are just flavored water, so I guess steering fluid?
Sadly all "drinks" are made primarily from water. Otherwise they were called "chews". You living in the US of A by any chance? Unrelated question.
cyanide. you take my water you take my life
Tea assuming I'm allowed any variant of it, lot of different ways you can have tea to make it taste different, iced/hot probably being the most important in this scenario
If water isn't allowed, what does one drink? Everything we drink has water in it.
If “drinks that contain water” are not allowed, then nothing. I will die of thirst.
Water is in every beverage, this question is unanswerable.
Even without trying to be pedantic, what about Vitamin Water? Cuz my answer would genuinely be tropical citrus vitamin water. I could also do Mountain Dew, which btw contains water.
So the question becomes based on the exclusion of water without additives, which begs the question, why not lemon water then, and what amount of additives qualifies it as 'not water' anymore? If I use lemon extract and sugar does that count as lemonade? If so, why isn't water with lemon extract considered unsweetened lemonade?
Coffee, black. I’m a regular joe and I like my joe regular.
I be ded.
OK, well I guess if water isn't allowed at all then I'll have to go with the Dehydrated Water canister from Space Quest 1
Boob sweat
Liquid Dihydrogen Monoxide with a few crystaline samples of more Dihydrogen Monoxide
Duvel, Belgium's premium beer. Duvel translates to Devil, the beer most preferred by Joe Cocker and the reason he wouldn't return to Belgium because it would be the end of him. Looking back he had a point. (1944-2014)
My favourite drink after water (which is genuinely my favourite drink) is coffee. I don't think, however, that I would like to only drink coffee, so I suppose I will have to choose tea. Especially if I can have any variant
If I have to choose specifically then I'll say decaf Yorkshire tea.
If we're allowing categories, I'd probably go for smoothies. There's enough variety in them that I wouldn't get bored and it's got a good amount of water in it so I won't die.
Carbonated water. Leave it open for a while.
Beer.
I'd say Coke Zero, but technically this is just a "water with some chemicals in it" goof, and therefore not allowed.
Chloroform.
Piss.
Cranberry juice. It has antioxidants!
Man, it had want to be a HUGE drink! What happens if I run out?!
Polar seltzer. That's sparkling water, is that ok?
Are we assuming the drink magically has no calories or other negative effects?
I'd choose white wine if it doesn't get me drunk (and as long as it still tastes good and not shitty like alcohol free wine. And also as long as there's no social repercussions from drinking wine all day.)
If the drink keeps all it's normal properties then I'd choose green tea.
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Decaf tea. Though that's just water with a sprinkle of leaves. Not so different from a twist of lemon or a slice of cucumber.
lacroix boiii
Some herbal tea. Mint would probably be best. It's what I drink most of the time anyway.
Ayran.
It has to be refreshing, not too sweet. Because you'd need to drink a lot every day to stay alive, off the top of my head rice water sounds like an ideal drink, I love the flavor and it has less sugar than horchata, you don't want to have to stuff yourself with sugar every day when you're thirsty.
Another possibility is hibiscus water. Again - if I could regulate the sugar levels it would be a way to go.Coca Cola. I love it, but I try not to drink it too much. A nice iced can of Coke every now and then.
Cactus cooler.
It's an orange pineapple carbonated beverage that if you can find is such a happy experience.
Go big or go home, I say. Pappy Van Winkle for the rest of my days.
Is aforementioned drink free for life too? Because there's this whiskey distillery just up the road from me and they make a black tea infused whiskey that I wouldn't mind.
Oolong tea
milk i guess but my breath would stink
Barley Tea. Sure it has water, but what drink doesn't? (Also I feel like my days would be heavily numbered if I don't drink any water for the rest of my life.)
Arnold palmers. Nothing beats em
See username :) So much variety even though it's all the same tea plant
I've been drinking brewed cacao (Cacao beans roasted, ground, and brewed like coffee) almost every day lately. So that.
H1O mixed with some Hydrogen. Check mate.
Horchata
Spezi.
The only thing that is more water than water, Cors light. But now, really I'd prefer to drink my own piss, since coincidentally enough, Cors Light is also one of the few liquid that is more piss than piss.
Bud light. It’s basically alcoholic water.
Maybe truly hard seltzer since it tastes better.
Tea. There's a lot of room for variation anyway.
And no "water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber" goofs. Water isn't allowed.
No sugar, no proteins?
Tap water has minerals.
D₂O, and then make a living selling my piss to chemical manufacturers
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How Drinking Heavy Water Could Kill You
Algae and bacteria can live with 100% heavy water and no regular water. Plant and animal cells are more complex, so too much heavy water results in sickness or death. One key issue is that heavy water disrupts mitosis, the type of cell division used to repair injuries and grow new cells. The mitotic spindles of cells containing too much heavy water simply aren’t able to equally divide a cell to form two identical new ones.
But, you have to continuously drink and eat only heavy water for several days to see an effect. Replacing 20% of regular water in cells with heavy water is survivable for humans and other mammals (although not recommended). Swapping 25% of water with heavy water causes (sometimes irreversible) sterilization. Replacing 50% of water with heavy water is lethal. It’s not a pretty death, either. Heavy water poisoning resembles radiation poisoning or cytotoxic poisoning from chemotherapy.
https://sciencenotes.org/can-you-drink-heavy-water-is-it-safe/
fuck I changed my mind can I do green tea
Lemonsoda
Definitely not egg nog.
Tea.
Irn bru
Milk
Milk tea
I'll take the large glass of Poison. 1 glass is more than a lifetime supply.
In that case I'd have h2o too
Dimethylmercury
Vanilla milkshakes.
I think the rest of my life would not last long after consuming that one drink... so I'll go for a Lagavullin plx
Ginger ale!!
Tomato juice, maybe?
Soy "milk"
SoBe Citrus Energy. Sadly it's important to find anymore. Nobody seems to distribute it anywhere near northern IL or southern WI anymore.
Honeybush tea. It's an herbal tea from South Africa that tastes like honey..
rolling rock
Cold coffee
If the drink is free, Arizona black and white iced tea. If not, iced coffee with a bit of honey and non dairy creamer
Sweet Tea
I already drink it everyday anyway so things wouldn't change much for me.
I would say milk, but I'd die pretty fast because I just cannot drink enough milk in a day to count for all the water I need, and the excess calcium/whatever would probably be very bad for me.
Maybe there's a type of non-caffeinated tea that gets the job done? Does that count as being cute?
People need water, this is not going to go well.
Irohas Melon Cream Soda. Long since discontinued Japanese seasonal item from about five years ago. Others come close, none are as good.
Coconut water/organic* Cranberry juice/Spritz.
Probably hydrogen molecules fused with oxygen with another hydrogen
Coffee
Does this drink based magic, by chance, make refined sugars less problematic? I really want to say wild cherry pepsi but I drink a lot over the course of a day and I don't think my body will cope well with that much fructose.
If I want to live to see the age of 50 I think I'll go with cranberry pomegranate tea.
@genesis COFFEE!!!!!!!
Monster Ultra Zero. Idgaf about caffeine or aspartame or if it gives you energy or not, I just like how it tastes. I’d love a caffeine-free version that I could drink without worrying about dosage too much, but hey… we all gotta die sometime.
Something light with low-ish alcohol content, probably pFriem Pilsner or No-Li Corner Coast.
My days of drinking strong dark ales and potent IPAs are over. Headaches and sleepless nights come easier with every passing year. Getting old sucks.
Wheatbeer.
Kephir
Unsweetened ice tea.
Iced jasmine tea. It is so good!
alouda, milk based mauritian drink my girlfriends mum intoduced me to
