The guy next to me on the subway who happened to glance at my phone just as I accidentally touched the PPB button on hexbear.net

Convince him we're a farming forum and you were getting advice on how to deal with your hog

The Communists disdain to conceal their pig poop balls. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains.

just as I accidentally brazenly upheld marxist-lenninist-maoist thought and touched the PPB button

I wouldn't feel bad, screenpeekers deserve the PPB.

Just explain to him that you were trying to check the modlog